1 00:02:18,001 --> 00:02:22,271 Well, these are certainly the cleanest steps on Madison Avenue. 2 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:27,339 That's how Mr. Day wants them kept. 3 00:02:29,043 --> 00:02:32,777 Good morning. Good morning. 4 00:02:43,801 --> 00:02:45,918 You're new here, aren't you? 5 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:51,053 Just this morning. This is the way Mr. Day gets his milk. 6 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:14,666 Annie, be careful of this dish. You can burn your hand. 7 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:17,343 And keep the cover on till you're ready to serve them. 8 00:03:17,344 --> 00:03:23,444 Mr. Day likes his muffins hot. I'll do that. 9 00:04:04,638 --> 00:04:09,871 Annie, is the table set for breakfast? Yes ma'am. 10 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,742 Good morning, ma'am. 11 00:04:14,743 --> 00:04:17,867 Good morning, Annie. How are you getting along? 12 00:04:17,868 --> 00:04:19,600 All right, ma'am, I hope. 13 00:04:19,601 --> 00:04:21,374 Now don't be nervous just because this is your first day. 14 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:22,902 Everything's going to be all right. 15 00:04:22,903 --> 00:04:25,888 But I do hope nothing goes wrong. 16 00:04:25,889 --> 00:04:30,422 Oh no, Annie. The cream and sugar go down at this end. 17 00:04:30,423 --> 00:04:34,917 I thought everyone could reach it from here. 18 00:04:34,918 --> 00:04:38,563 Mr. Day sits here. Excuse me. 19 00:04:38,564 --> 00:04:40,960 I didn't know where to place the napkins, ma'am. 20 00:04:40,961 --> 00:04:43,834 You can tell by the rings. The boys have their initials. 21 00:04:43,835 --> 00:04:47,069 C for Clarence. He sits here. 22 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:49,645 J for John, here. 23 00:04:49,646 --> 00:04:53,446 W for Whitney. He sits over there next to his father. 24 00:04:53,447 --> 00:04:58,702 And the one with a little dog on it is Harlan's, of course. He's the baby. 25 00:04:58,703 --> 00:05:03,503 This narrow plain one is mine. And this is Mr. Day's. 26 00:05:03,724 --> 00:05:07,691 It's just like mine except that it got bent... one morning. 27 00:05:07,692 --> 00:05:09,100 And that reminds me, Annie. 28 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:13,000 Always have Mr. Day's coffee piping hot. Yes, ma'am. 29 00:05:13,001 --> 00:05:15,000 And whenever Mr. Day speaks to you, just say Yes sir. 30 00:05:15,001 --> 00:05:17,800 Don't be nervous. You'll get used to him. Yes, ma'am. 31 00:05:17,801 --> 00:05:21,995 Oh, that beautiful rubber plant. I'm so glad it came. 32 00:05:21,996 --> 00:05:24,154 You mustn't water it every day. 33 00:05:24,155 --> 00:05:27,555 Too much moisture makes it very unhappy. 34 00:05:27,556 --> 00:05:30,222 Well good morning, Mother. I thought you were still upstairs. 35 00:05:30,223 --> 00:05:31,222 Good morning, Clarence. 36 00:05:31,223 --> 00:05:34,725 Father must be talking to himself. 37 00:05:35,614 --> 00:05:39,555 A redhead! Did you sleep well, Mother? 38 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:43,805 Yes, thank you, dear. Golly I'm hungry. 39 00:05:43,806 --> 00:05:45,753 Oh and Annie, we always start with fruit in the morning. 40 00:05:45,754 --> 00:05:48,888 Except the two younger boys who have their porridge and milk. 41 00:05:48,889 --> 00:05:50,232 Jiminy! Another wreck on the New Haven! 42 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:53,809 That always disturbs the stock market. Father won't like that. 43 00:05:53,810 --> 00:05:56,789 I do wish the New Haven would stop having wrecks. 44 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,837 If they knew how it upsets your father. 45 00:05:58,838 --> 00:06:02,559 My soul and body! Clarence, what's happened to your coat? 46 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:03,330 Oh it ripped open again. 47 00:06:03,331 --> 00:06:05,554 Margaret mended it for me but it won't stay mended. 48 00:06:05,555 --> 00:06:10,018 Oh dear. I'll just have to speak to your father about a new suit of clothes. 49 00:06:10,019 --> 00:06:14,870 Clarence, why did you take my H2SO4 out of our clothes closet? 50 00:06:14,871 --> 00:06:18,221 I've told you a hundred times that closet's not to make experiments in. 51 00:06:18,222 --> 00:06:21,789 Two? Good morning, Mother. 52 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:24,444 John, have you been making those chemical smells again? 53 00:06:24,445 --> 00:06:26,555 No, Mother, I'm making an electric battery. 54 00:06:26,556 --> 00:06:28,032 It'll ring a bell and everything. 55 00:06:28,033 --> 00:06:29,933 You know your father doesn't like electricity. 56 00:06:29,934 --> 00:06:31,484 But Mother, everything's going to be electricity. 57 00:06:31,485 --> 00:06:37,285 Not in this house. Oh God! 58 00:06:37,286 --> 00:06:39,192 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 59 00:06:39,193 --> 00:06:42,075 Where's my necktie? Which necktie? 60 00:06:42,076 --> 00:06:43,325 The one I gave you yesterday. 61 00:06:43,326 --> 00:06:46,999 It isn't pressed yet. I forgot to give it to Margaret. 62 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,027 I told you distinctly I wanted to wear that necktie today. 63 00:06:50,028 --> 00:06:51,888 You've got plenty of neckties. 64 00:06:51,889 --> 00:06:54,554 Put on another one right away and come down to breakfast. 65 00:06:54,555 --> 00:06:57,971 I don't know what this world's coming to. 66 00:06:57,972 --> 00:07:01,777 Mother, may I have my breakfast early. I'm going to play baseball. 67 00:07:01,778 --> 00:07:04,117 Three! 68 00:07:04,118 --> 00:07:07,007 Whitney, before you leave the house you have to study your catechism. 69 00:07:07,008 --> 00:07:09,159 But Mother, they're going to let me pitch today. 70 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:12,388 Good morning. Who won? Giants, 7 to 3. 71 00:07:12,389 --> 00:07:14,473 Buck Ewing hit a home run! Let me see! 72 00:07:14,474 --> 00:07:17,521 Boys, don't wrinkle the paper before your father sees it. 73 00:07:17,522 --> 00:07:21,591 Mother, could you ask me my catechism now? I think I know it. 74 00:07:21,592 --> 00:07:25,028 Well, let's see. What is your name? 75 00:07:25,029 --> 00:07:27,000 Whitney Benjamin. Who gave you your... 76 00:07:27,001 --> 00:07:32,980 Here I come...weeeeeee. Come and help me down, Mother. 77 00:07:32,981 --> 00:07:35,410 We have steps to come down on. Good morning, darling. 78 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:37,443 Good morning, Mother. How's your finger? 79 00:07:37,444 --> 00:07:40,466 It itches. Good. That's a sign it's getting better. 80 00:07:40,467 --> 00:07:44,244 Come along. Four! 81 00:07:44,245 --> 00:07:49,551 Oh let's see. What was I doing? Oh yes, the Catechism. 82 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:53,000 Who gave you your name? My sponsors at baptism 83 00:07:53,001 --> 00:07:56,481 wherein I was made a member of Christ, the child of God, 84 00:07:56,482 --> 00:07:58,634 and an inheritor of the kingdom of heaven. 85 00:07:58,635 --> 00:08:02,620 Mother, if I hadn't been baptized, wouldn't I have any name? 86 00:08:02,621 --> 00:08:05,224 Not in the sight of the church. 87 00:08:05,225 --> 00:08:07,760 What did your sponsors then for you? 88 00:08:07,761 --> 00:08:10,655 They did promise and vow three thing in my name. 89 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:23,057 First, that I should renouce the devil and... [continues speaking in background] 90 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:27,636 And thirdly, that I should keep God's holy will 91 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:30,100 and commandments and walk in the same 92 00:08:30,101 --> 00:08:32,101 all the days of my... Morning, boys. 93 00:08:32,102 --> 00:08:36,555 Morning. Good morning, Father. 94 00:08:36,556 --> 00:08:39,000 Morning, Vinnie. Have a good night? 95 00:08:39,001 --> 00:08:42,114 Yes, thank you, Clare. Good. Get down, boys. 96 00:08:42,115 --> 00:08:44,511 What's that thing doing in here? 97 00:08:44,512 --> 00:08:47,220 Clare, that's our new rubber plant. 98 00:08:47,221 --> 00:08:49,546 Place for rubber plants is on the equator. 99 00:08:49,547 --> 00:08:51,531 Uh, take that object out, Katherine. 100 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:54,733 You're not Katherine. No, sir. 101 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:57,970 Good. Never liked Katherine anyway. 102 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:02,837 Put it somewhere else, Annie, but not too near a window. 103 00:09:02,838 --> 00:09:07,068 Sit down, Harlan. Thank you, dear. 104 00:09:15,069 --> 00:09:20,068 Where did that dog come from? She'll leave. I'll talk to her. 105 00:09:20,069 --> 00:09:24,506 What did you say? Clare, that new suit looks very nice. 106 00:09:24,507 --> 00:09:27,000 A triffle tight. You've put on a little weight, dear. 107 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:28,950 I weigh just the same as I always have. 108 00:09:28,951 --> 00:09:33,499 Well, Clarence has just managed to ruin the only decent suit he has. 109 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:36,486 I'm sorry but I'm afraid he'll need a new suit of clothes. 110 00:09:36,487 --> 00:09:39,958 Vinnie, Clarence has to learn not to be so hard on his clothes. 111 00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:42,443 But Father, I thought... You'll be starting at Yale in the fall. 112 00:09:42,444 --> 00:09:44,480 You'll be completely outfitted. But nothing this summer. 113 00:09:44,481 --> 00:09:46,354 Can I have one of your old suits cut down for me? 114 00:09:46,355 --> 00:09:49,924 Every suit I own still has plenty of wear in it. 115 00:09:49,925 --> 00:09:52,999 I wear my clothes until they're worn out. 116 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,667 Well, if you want your clothes worn out, Clarence can wear them out much faster than you can. 117 00:09:56,668 --> 00:09:58,369 Yes, and Father, you never get a chance to wear yours out. 118 00:09:58,370 --> 00:10:02,181 Every time you get a new batch of clothes, Mother sends the old ones to the missionary barrel. 119 00:10:02,182 --> 00:10:05,209 I guess I'm just as good as any old missionary. 120 00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:10,110 Clarence, before you compare yourself to a missionary, remember the sacrifices they make. 121 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:12,242 Oh I don't know, Vinnie. 122 00:10:12,243 --> 00:10:16,133 I think my clothes would look better on Clarence than on some Hottentot. 123 00:10:16,134 --> 00:10:20,821 Have that dark suit of mine cut down to fit you. 124 00:10:20,822 --> 00:10:23,043 Well thank you, Father. One of Father's suits. 125 00:10:23,044 --> 00:10:24,821 Thank you, sir. 126 00:10:24,822 --> 00:10:28,335 In return for that, Clarence, I want you to practice more often on your violin. 127 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,939 Whitney, don't eat so fast. 128 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,717 Well Father, I'm going to pitch today. 129 00:10:32,718 --> 00:10:36,766 But before I go, I have to study my catechism. 130 00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:38,502 What do you bother with that for? 131 00:10:38,503 --> 00:10:41,322 Because if he doesn't know his catechism, he can't be confirmed. 132 00:10:41,323 --> 00:10:43,787 But Vinnie, Whitney's going to pitch today. 133 00:10:43,788 --> 00:10:46,461 He can be confirmed any old time. 134 00:10:46,462 --> 00:10:51,211 Clare, sometimes it seems to me you don't care whether your children get to heaven or not. 135 00:10:51,212 --> 00:10:52,712 Oh, Whitney will get to heaven alright. 136 00:10:52,713 --> 00:10:55,482 I'll be there before you are, Whitney. I'll see that you get in. 137 00:10:55,483 --> 00:10:57,775 And Whitney, when we get to heaven, 138 00:10:57,776 --> 00:10:59,961 we'll organize a baseball team of our own. Good. 139 00:10:59,962 --> 00:11:03,982 It would be just like you to try and run things up there. 140 00:11:03,983 --> 00:11:07,462 Well, from all I've heard about heaven, it seems to be a pretty unbusiness-like place. 141 00:11:07,463 --> 00:11:09,476 They could probably use good man like me. 142 00:11:09,477 --> 00:11:12,554 What makes you so sure they'll let you in to heaven? 143 00:11:12,555 --> 00:11:16,532 Well if they don't, I'll certainly raise a devil of a row! 144 00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:20,900 Clare, I do hope you'll behave when you get to heaven. 145 00:11:20,901 --> 00:11:24,401 Now Vinnie, what... 146 00:11:24,402 --> 00:11:27,000 Vinnie, how many times have I asked you 147 00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:30,338 not to engage a maid who doesn't know how to serve properly? 148 00:11:30,339 --> 00:11:33,041 Clare, can't you see she's new and doing her best? 149 00:11:33,042 --> 00:11:36,555 How can I serve myself when she's holding that platter over my head? 150 00:11:36,556 --> 00:11:41,003 Hold it lower, Annie. Yes, ma'am. 151 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:46,346 What became of the one we had yesterday? 152 00:11:46,347 --> 00:11:48,647 I don't know why you can't keep a maid. 153 00:11:48,648 --> 00:11:50,222 Oh you don't! 154 00:11:50,223 --> 00:11:53,617 Why on earth can't you run your house the way I run my office? 155 00:11:53,618 --> 00:11:56,218 All I want is service. 156 00:11:56,219 --> 00:12:01,111 [Annie weeping] What the devil is that noise? 157 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,999 It's Annie. Annie? Who's Annie? 158 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,610 The maid. I'll take it, Annie. 159 00:12:12,611 --> 00:12:15,000 Clare, aren't you ashamed of yourself? 160 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,666 What have I done now? 161 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:20,000 You made her cry, speaking to her the way you did. 162 00:12:20,001 --> 00:12:23,554 I never said a word to her. I was addressing myself to you. 163 00:12:23,555 --> 00:12:26,471 I do wish you'd be more careful! 164 00:12:26,472 --> 00:12:30,202 It's hard enough to keep a maid and the uniform just fit this one. 165 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:38,204 [stomping foot] What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 166 00:12:40,999 --> 00:12:44,665 [dog barks] What in the name of... 167 00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:49,222 Well! Where did you come from? 168 00:12:49,223 --> 00:12:51,000 Who do you belong to? 169 00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:54,154 She's mine, Father. Her name is Princess. 170 00:12:54,155 --> 00:12:59,000 Hmmm, looks more like a Prince to me. 171 00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:05,002 What's wrong, sir? Margaret, this bacon's good! 172 00:13:05,003 --> 00:13:08,759 Ohh... Well it's good! Yes sir. 173 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:13,960 Harlan, how's that finger? Come here and let me see it. 174 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,621 Yes, Father. 175 00:13:18,622 --> 00:13:22,722 Ah, that's healing nicely. 176 00:13:22,723 --> 00:13:25,524 I guess you'll know the next time that cats don't like to be hugged. 177 00:13:25,525 --> 00:13:28,712 It's alright to stroke them but don't squeeze them. 178 00:13:28,713 --> 00:13:30,913 Now go back and finish your oatmeal. I don't like oatmeal. 179 00:13:30,914 --> 00:13:33,000 Go on and finish it. it's good for you. 180 00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:34,555 But I don't like it! 181 00:13:34,556 --> 00:13:37,313 I'll tell you what you like and what you don't like. 182 00:13:37,314 --> 00:13:39,517 You're not old enough to know about such things. 183 00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:42,747 You've no business not liking oatmeal. It's good. 184 00:13:42,748 --> 00:13:45,906 I hate it! That's enough! We won't discuss it! 185 00:13:45,907 --> 00:13:49,541 Eat that oatmeal at once! 186 00:13:55,542 --> 00:14:05,151 Aghhh... [stomping floor] 187 00:14:05,152 --> 00:14:07,443 John, that letter's for your mother. 188 00:14:07,444 --> 00:14:10,324 I finished my oatmeal, Father. May I be excused? 189 00:14:10,325 --> 00:14:12,269 Yes Whitney, you may go. Pitch a good game. 190 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:15,186 I will. Whitney! 191 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:19,654 Yes Mother, my catechism. 192 00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:21,505 Never mind this morning, darling. Run along. 193 00:14:21,506 --> 00:14:22,512 Thank you, Mother! 194 00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:27,853 What's wrong, sir? Margaret, what is this? 195 00:14:27,854 --> 00:14:29,805 Coffee, sir. It is not coffee. 196 00:14:29,806 --> 00:14:33,450 You couldn't possibly take water and coffee beans and arrive at that! 197 00:14:33,451 --> 00:14:36,111 It's slops! That's what it is! Slops! Take it away. 198 00:14:36,112 --> 00:14:38,466 I come down to this table every morning hungry... 199 00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:41,887 Well if you're hungry, Clare, why aren't you eating your breakfast? 200 00:14:41,888 --> 00:14:44,001 I am. 201 00:14:44,002 --> 00:14:47,299 Aunt Judith wants me to come up and vist her. 202 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:51,998 Now Vinnie, I want no more relatives in this house. 203 00:14:51,999 --> 00:14:55,597 We are going to live here by ourselves in peace and comfort. 204 00:14:55,598 --> 00:14:58,998 Clare, I was saying, Aunt Judith wants me to visit her. 205 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,888 Oh. Eat your oatmeal, dear. 206 00:15:01,889 --> 00:15:04,938 But what on earth is this? Dear friend Day, 207 00:15:04,939 --> 00:15:08,666 We are assigning you the exclusive rights to Staten Island for selling 208 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:12,397 the Gem Home Popover Popcorn. I think that's for me, Father. 209 00:15:12,398 --> 00:15:15,998 But then why isn't it addressed to Clarence Day Jr? 210 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,027 Oh, it is. 211 00:15:18,028 --> 00:15:22,998 I wouldn't get mixed up in popcorn, Clarence. It's too indigestible. 212 00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:25,110 Confound it! Another wreck on the New Haven... 213 00:15:25,111 --> 00:15:28,111 If you please, ma'am. There's a dollar due on a package. 214 00:15:28,112 --> 00:15:31,676 It's from Lewis and Congers. Oh yes, those kitchen knives I ordered. 215 00:15:31,677 --> 00:15:33,666 Ah, make a memorandum of that, Vinnie. One dollar... 216 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,998 and whatever it was for. Of course, Clare. 217 00:15:35,999 --> 00:15:39,928 I must have a record of what is spent running this house. 218 00:15:39,929 --> 00:15:42,995 I've never understood what good a record is after the money's gone! 219 00:15:42,996 --> 00:15:44,991 There's just a dollar, Margaret. 220 00:15:44,992 --> 00:15:48,000 Vinnie, this house must be run on a business basis. Of course, dear. 221 00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:50,224 That's what the household accounts are for. 222 00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:53,308 Oh Clare, it's half past eight. You don't want to be late at the office. 223 00:15:53,309 --> 00:15:57,065 Plenty of time. Annie, clear the table now. 224 00:15:57,066 --> 00:16:00,337 Clarence. John. Yes, Mother? 225 00:16:00,338 --> 00:16:04,000 You boys go up and move the small bureau from my room into yours. 226 00:16:04,001 --> 00:16:05,331 Who's coming? Cousin Cora. 227 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,333 And she's bringing a friend with her, a young girl. 228 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,777 A girl! 229 00:16:08,778 --> 00:16:10,777 You would have to help entertain her, Clarence. 230 00:16:10,778 --> 00:16:12,111 Oh Mother, do I have to? 231 00:16:12,112 --> 00:16:15,222 Wait till Father finds out we've got visitors! There'll be a rumpus! 232 00:16:15,223 --> 00:16:17,222 John, don't criticise your father. 233 00:16:17,223 --> 00:16:20,998 He's very hospitable... after he gets used to the idea. 234 00:16:20,999 --> 00:16:22,888 I like coffee. I like tea. 235 00:16:22,889 --> 00:16:24,777 I like the girls and the girls like me. 236 00:16:24,778 --> 00:16:26,657 Well, I don't like girls and they don't like me. 237 00:16:26,658 --> 00:16:30,747 Oh God! Go on, boys. Go on. 238 00:16:30,748 --> 00:16:34,359 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 239 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,555 How did that get in this room? 240 00:16:36,556 --> 00:16:40,088 Now, Clare. How was the new maid to know? 241 00:16:40,089 --> 00:16:43,666 Keep that abomination out of here. All right, I'll take it. 242 00:16:46,555 --> 00:16:50,498 Oh Clare dear, I'm afraid I'm going to need some more money. 243 00:16:50,499 --> 00:16:52,555 You were complaining about the coffee this morning. 244 00:16:52,556 --> 00:16:55,639 Well, that nice French drip coffee pot is broken. 245 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,547 You know how it got broken. 246 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:59,881 Never mind that, Vinnie. 247 00:16:59,882 --> 00:17:03,998 As I remember that coffee pot cost $5 and... something. 248 00:17:03,999 --> 00:17:06,381 I'll give you $6. 249 00:17:06,382 --> 00:17:10,569 When you get it, Vinnie, enter the exact amount in the ledger. 250 00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:12,870 Of course, Clare. We can't go on month after month 251 00:17:12,871 --> 00:17:14,874 having the household accounts in such a mess. 252 00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:18,562 No, and I thought of a system that will make my bookkeeping perfect! 253 00:17:18,563 --> 00:17:20,777 Well, I'm certainly relieved to hear that! 254 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:24,555 All we have to do is open charge accounts everywhere! 255 00:17:24,556 --> 00:17:26,160 And the stores will do my bookkeeping for me! 256 00:17:26,161 --> 00:17:28,868 Now wait a minute, Vinne... 257 00:17:28,869 --> 00:17:32,445 Then when the bills come in you'd know exactly where your money had gone! 258 00:17:32,446 --> 00:17:33,910 Yes! I certainly would! 259 00:17:33,911 --> 00:17:36,583 Vinnie, we get enough bills as it is! 260 00:17:36,584 --> 00:17:39,945 Clare dear, don't you hate those arguments we have every month? 261 00:17:39,946 --> 00:17:42,346 I certainly do. 262 00:17:42,347 --> 00:17:46,555 Not to have those I should think would be worth something to you. 263 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,778 Well, I'll open an account at Lewis and Congers 264 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,000 and one at McCreery's to start with. 265 00:17:54,001 --> 00:17:55,000 Thank you, Clare. 266 00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:57,999 We'll see how it works out. Thank you. 267 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,647 Oh, the rector is coming to tea today. 268 00:18:00,648 --> 00:18:03,355 The rector. Well, I'm glad you warned me. 269 00:18:03,356 --> 00:18:06,555 I'll go to the club. Don't expect me home until dinner time. 270 00:18:06,556 --> 00:18:12,141 Clare dear, I do wish you'd take a little more interest in the church. 271 00:18:12,142 --> 00:18:14,208 Getting me into heaven is your business, Vinnie. 272 00:18:14,209 --> 00:18:16,544 If there's anything wrong with my ticket when I get there, 273 00:18:16,545 --> 00:18:18,044 you can fix it up. 274 00:18:18,045 --> 00:18:21,509 Everybody loves you so much, I'm sure God must too. 275 00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:23,669 I'll do my best, Clare. 276 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:27,385 It wouldn't be heaven without you. 277 00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:30,572 If you're there, Vinnie, I'll manage to get in some way, 278 00:18:30,573 --> 00:18:34,306 even if I have to climb the fence. 279 00:18:35,307 --> 00:18:42,420 ♪ Sweet Marie, come to me, Come to me, sweet Marie ♪ 280 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:47,921 Margaret. Margaret. Oh God! 281 00:18:47,922 --> 00:18:49,295 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 282 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:52,998 Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats? 283 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,998 Uhh, politics... 284 00:18:54,999 --> 00:18:58,998 Yes, but it's taking the bread out of our mouths! 285 00:18:58,999 --> 00:19:04,748 Honest Hugh Grant! Honest, bahh! 286 00:19:04,749 --> 00:19:07,282 Fine mayor you've turned out to be! 287 00:19:07,283 --> 00:19:09,915 If you can't run this city without raising taxes every five minutes, 288 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,303 you'd better get out! 289 00:19:11,304 --> 00:19:13,769 Let someone who can! 290 00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:18,304 Richard Cook is running in this town and you're just his cat's paw! 291 00:19:18,305 --> 00:19:19,666 Tell me this... 292 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,998 Are these increased taxes going into public improvements? 293 00:19:22,999 --> 00:19:25,222 Or are they going into graft? 294 00:19:25,223 --> 00:19:28,380 Answer me that honestly, if you can, Mr. Honest Hugh Grant! 295 00:19:28,381 --> 00:19:31,998 You can't? I thought so! Baah! 296 00:19:31,999 --> 00:19:35,443 You were elected to office on the promise that you would put an end 297 00:19:35,444 --> 00:19:37,346 to all this thievery and corruption! 298 00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:39,846 Have you put an end to it? No! 299 00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:40,833 You've encouraged it! 300 00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:43,667 Every day there's some new raid on the public treasury! 301 00:19:43,668 --> 00:19:48,680 [multiple conversations] ...we're going to throw you 302 00:19:48,681 --> 00:19:52,215 and your boodle Board of Aldermen out of office! 303 00:19:52,216 --> 00:19:53,465 I'm warning you for the last time! 304 00:19:53,466 --> 00:19:56,861 Robbery! That's what it is! Highway robbery! 305 00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,998 Annie, take this fresh a cup of coffee in to Mr. Day. 306 00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:07,027 But Mr. Day's got a visitor. Run along in there. 307 00:20:07,028 --> 00:20:09,008 We pay you a good round sum to watch after our interests. 308 00:20:09,009 --> 00:20:12,869 And all we get is inefficiency! 309 00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:17,945 I know you're a nincompoop and I strongly suspect you of being a scalawag! 310 00:20:17,946 --> 00:20:21,376 You're not going to escape your legal responsibilities! 311 00:20:21,377 --> 00:20:26,313 Legal responsibilities? By God, I mean criminal responsibilities! 312 00:20:26,314 --> 00:20:29,744 Don't think for one minute we're going to let you escape! 313 00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:37,845 We're going to throw you into jail! [dishes breaking] 314 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:44,221 Annie, are you hurt? He can't throw me into jail! 315 00:20:44,222 --> 00:20:49,554 Vinnie? Vinnie, why can't I have quiet here in the morning? 316 00:20:49,555 --> 00:20:51,222 Clare, what happened? 317 00:20:51,223 --> 00:20:53,665 Sounded to me as tho that maid dropped a whole tray of dishes! 318 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:55,822 Yes, but what did you say to her? 319 00:20:55,823 --> 00:20:58,111 Say to her? I haven't seen her since breakfast! 320 00:20:58,112 --> 00:21:01,586 I better get to the office. Oh yes Clare, you don't want to be late. 321 00:21:01,587 --> 00:21:03,357 I'll be home in plenty of time for dinner. 322 00:21:03,358 --> 00:21:06,871 Why don't we have chicken fricassee tonight? 323 00:21:06,872 --> 00:21:10,505 Well, Clare, chicken's gone up! It's 8 cents a pound! 324 00:21:12,506 --> 00:21:17,885 [Annie crying] 325 00:21:21,357 --> 00:21:26,351 Where the devil is she going dressed up like that? 326 00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:28,998 Clare, you've done it again! How could you? 327 00:21:28,999 --> 00:21:31,998 How could I what? Can't you see she's leaving? 328 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:35,000 Oh dear. I have no time to engage a new maid. 329 00:21:35,001 --> 00:21:37,185 We'll have to have dinner out. Dinner out! 330 00:21:37,186 --> 00:21:40,111 Nonsense! I'll engage a new maid myself. 331 00:21:40,112 --> 00:21:42,514 Clare, you can't! She has to fit the uniform. 332 00:21:42,515 --> 00:21:44,365 I have one here in an hour! 333 00:21:44,366 --> 00:21:47,907 Goodbye, dear. Goodbye, Clare. 334 00:21:47,908 --> 00:21:49,555 Good morning, Mr. Day. On your way to the office? 335 00:21:49,556 --> 00:21:53,102 Yes, Sergeant. Good morning. Mrs. Day. 336 00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:59,417 Good morning, Mr. Day. Morning, Jim. 337 00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:03,177 Giddap! 338 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,632 Cora, it's wonderful to see you. 339 00:22:26,633 --> 00:22:30,611 Well Vinnie, I declare, you're getting younger and pretier every year! 340 00:22:30,612 --> 00:22:33,665 This is Mary Skinner. Ed Skinner's daughter! 341 00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:35,998 My goodness I never would have known you! 342 00:22:35,999 --> 00:22:38,998 Just leave your things out here and come right on in. 343 00:22:38,999 --> 00:22:42,222 I heard my father talk so much about you. Ah ha ha. 344 00:22:42,223 --> 00:22:46,999 Did he tell you how he used to dip my pigtails in the ink well at school? 345 00:22:48,555 --> 00:22:52,444 What's the news in Pleasantville, Cora? Oh Vinnie, I have so much to tell you. 346 00:22:52,445 --> 00:22:54,793 We wrote you that Aunt Carrie broke her hip. Yes. 347 00:22:54,794 --> 00:22:56,894 That was the night Robert Ingersoll lectured. 348 00:22:56,895 --> 00:23:00,555 Of course she couldn't get there, but was a good thing for Mr. Ingersol she didn't! 349 00:23:00,556 --> 00:23:04,777 How do you do, Cousin Cora? Oh, Clarence, my my... 350 00:23:04,778 --> 00:23:08,998 Oh no, Cora, this is John. John? Why how you've grown! 351 00:23:08,999 --> 00:23:11,443 You'll be a man before your mother... 352 00:23:11,444 --> 00:23:14,555 John, this is Mary Skinner. How do you do? 353 00:23:14,556 --> 00:23:16,000 How do you do? 354 00:23:16,001 --> 00:23:18,666 Vinnie, everybody in Pleasantville sends their love. 355 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:21,888 Grandpa Evans, Cousin Edith, Aunt Hattie. the Taylors. 356 00:23:21,889 --> 00:23:23,777 Oh, just everybody. Cora, how is Grandpa Evans? 357 00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,333 Oh, he hasn't been at all well. 358 00:23:25,334 --> 00:23:28,000 You know he only has one kidney and that's bloated. 359 00:23:28,001 --> 00:23:30,776 How do you do, Cousin Cora? I'm glad to see you. 360 00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:34,000 This can't be Clarence! Yes it is! 361 00:23:34,001 --> 00:23:36,666 My my! My goodness! 362 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:40,000 Every time I see you boys, you've grown another foot! 363 00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:43,163 Let's see, you're going to St. Paul's now, aren't you? 364 00:23:43,164 --> 00:23:46,111 St. Paul's? I was through with St. Paul's long ago. 365 00:23:46,112 --> 00:23:47,776 I'm starting in Yale this fall. 366 00:23:47,777 --> 00:23:51,777 Yale! Oh, oh Mary, this is Clarence. 367 00:23:51,778 --> 00:23:54,455 Mary Skinner. How do you do? 368 00:23:54,456 --> 00:23:58,444 Oh, this is Mary's first trip to New York. Yes it is. 369 00:23:58,445 --> 00:24:01,555 It's her first trip. We'll have to show Mary around! 370 00:24:01,556 --> 00:24:07,333 Oh I tell you, I'll ask Mr. Day to take us all to Delmonico's for dinner tonight. 371 00:24:07,334 --> 00:24:09,444 Delmonico's! Think of that, Mary. 372 00:24:09,445 --> 00:24:12,998 Delmonico's, And Cousin Clare's such a wonderful host. 373 00:24:12,999 --> 00:24:15,777 Well. I know you girls want to freshen up, so come upstairs. 374 00:24:15,778 --> 00:24:17,000 Clarence, get their bags. 375 00:24:17,001 --> 00:24:20,727 I've given you girls Clarence's room, but he didn't know about it. 376 00:24:20,728 --> 00:24:24,777 [chattering] 377 00:24:24,778 --> 00:24:29,776 John, get their old bags. [chattering] 378 00:24:29,777 --> 00:24:36,776 Oh, you play the violin. Well, I... I fool with it a little. 379 00:24:36,777 --> 00:24:38,998 You're just being modest. 380 00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:42,714 No, really I... I play the piano. 381 00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:47,923 Not awfully well. Now you're being modest. 382 00:24:47,924 --> 00:24:55,902 Do you ever play duets? Well, I haven't up now. 383 00:24:55,903 --> 00:25:02,170 Neither have I, up to now. 384 00:25:04,243 --> 00:25:10,244 Cora didn't tell me about you. I never met a Yale man before. 385 00:25:10,245 --> 00:25:13,473 [giggling...] 386 00:25:16,474 --> 00:25:23,607 What's happened to you? Nothing. I feel fine. 387 00:25:44,147 --> 00:25:45,391 Where do you keep them? 388 00:25:45,392 --> 00:25:48,758 Do you wish domestic servants? Where do you keep them? 389 00:25:48,759 --> 00:25:49,998 I will take your name and address. 390 00:25:49,999 --> 00:25:52,502 Confound it! I'm late at the office now! 391 00:25:52,503 --> 00:25:56,398 If you will give me the details as to what kind of person you require... 392 00:25:56,399 --> 00:25:58,666 I'm asking you where you keep them? 393 00:25:58,667 --> 00:26:03,468 Why the girls are in there, but clients are not allowed in that room. 394 00:26:03,469 --> 00:26:05,998 If you will tell me the kind of a position you wish to have held, 395 00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:09,946 I'll be very glad to... 396 00:26:16,886 --> 00:26:20,052 Stand up... 397 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:22,518 Sir, this is quite against the rules! 398 00:26:22,519 --> 00:26:24,777 I must know what you want the girl for! 399 00:26:24,778 --> 00:26:25,777 I'll take that one. 400 00:26:25,778 --> 00:26:27,555 What's your name? Hilda, sir. 401 00:26:27,556 --> 00:26:29,998 Hilda, you go right over to 420 Madison Avenue. 402 00:26:29,999 --> 00:26:32,893 I will, sir. That's all. Thank you. 403 00:26:32,894 --> 00:26:35,769 Sir, before I can let any girl go from this establishment, 404 00:26:35,770 --> 00:26:38,483 I must know the character of the home in which he will be employed. 405 00:26:38,484 --> 00:26:44,384 Madam, I am the character of my home. 406 00:26:45,776 --> 00:26:53,111 My duty toward my neighbor is to love him as myself and to do unto all men as...as... 407 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:59,914 ...as they should do unto me... ...as they should do unto me, to...to... 408 00:26:59,915 --> 00:27:01,158 He really knows it. 409 00:27:01,159 --> 00:27:04,172 Well, he's done very well for so young a boy. 410 00:27:04,173 --> 00:27:06,776 May I go now? Yes, darling. 411 00:27:06,777 --> 00:27:08,333 Thank you, Dr. Lloyd. 412 00:27:08,334 --> 00:27:13,000 Come on, Harlan. Wait for me. 413 00:27:13,001 --> 00:27:18,075 Ah, you and Mr. Day must be very proud of your children. 414 00:27:18,076 --> 00:27:20,998 I was hoping I'd find Mr. Day at home this afternoon. 415 00:27:20,999 --> 00:27:23,548 Well, he's usually home from the office by this time. 416 00:27:23,549 --> 00:27:25,998 Perhaps he's gone for gallop in the park. 417 00:27:25,999 --> 00:27:27,998 It's such a fine day. 418 00:27:27,999 --> 00:27:29,998 He's very fond of horseback riding, I believe. 419 00:27:29,999 --> 00:27:31,576 Oh yes. Tell me, 420 00:27:31,577 --> 00:27:34,076 has he ever been thrown from a horse? 421 00:27:34,077 --> 00:27:37,896 Oh no, no horse would throw Mr. Day! 422 00:27:37,897 --> 00:27:42,791 I just thought he might have had some accident. I notice he never kneels in church. 423 00:27:42,792 --> 00:27:45,222 Oh, that's no accident. 424 00:27:45,223 --> 00:27:48,777 But I don't want you to think he doesn't pray. He does. 425 00:27:48,778 --> 00:27:50,777 Why, sometimes you can hear him all over the house! 426 00:27:50,778 --> 00:27:54,429 But he never kneels. 427 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:02,111 Ah, perhaps that's Mr. Day now. I hardly think so. 428 00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:06,000 Ah, the devil! I forgot! 429 00:28:06,001 --> 00:28:09,244 Clare, you're just in time for tea. I'll send for some hot water. 430 00:28:09,245 --> 00:28:11,000 How are you, Dr. Lloyd? 431 00:28:11,001 --> 00:28:13,665 Just a brief second to have a visit with you, Mr. Day. 432 00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:16,613 Mother, are they back yet? No, Clarence, no. 433 00:28:16,614 --> 00:28:19,627 Except for a brief glimpse on the sabbath, I don't see much of you. 434 00:28:19,628 --> 00:28:23,443 Well, Clare, have a busy day at the office? Devilishly busy! 435 00:28:23,444 --> 00:28:29,607 Clare! Ah...very busy day. Tired out. 436 00:28:29,608 --> 00:28:33,109 How a man can get tired just sitting at a desk all day, I don't know! 437 00:28:33,110 --> 00:28:37,378 I suppose Wall Street is just as much a mystery to you as it is to me, Dr. Lloyd. 438 00:28:37,379 --> 00:28:40,295 No, no. It's all very clear to me. 439 00:28:40,296 --> 00:28:43,142 My mind often goes to the businessman. 440 00:28:43,143 --> 00:28:45,157 The picture I'm most fond on is when 441 00:28:45,158 --> 00:28:47,169 I envision him at the close of the day's work. 442 00:28:47,170 --> 00:28:50,434 I see him pausing in his toil 443 00:28:50,435 --> 00:28:53,038 and it comes over him that all those 444 00:28:53,039 --> 00:28:57,998 figures of profit and loss are without importance or consequence. 445 00:28:57,999 --> 00:29:00,776 Vanity and dust. 446 00:29:00,777 --> 00:29:04,386 Well, I'll be... Clare! 447 00:29:04,714 --> 00:29:08,177 Yes ma'am? Delia, some more hot water, please. 448 00:29:08,178 --> 00:29:09,671 Yes ma'am. Who's that? 449 00:29:09,672 --> 00:29:13,865 The new maid. Where's the one I sent this morning? 450 00:29:13,866 --> 00:29:16,859 The uniform didn't fit. 451 00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:20,374 I like the one I picked out better. 452 00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:25,213 Clare, Dr. Lloyd wants to tell us about the plans for the new edifice. 453 00:29:25,214 --> 00:29:27,470 The new what? The new church. 454 00:29:27,471 --> 00:29:29,888 You knew we were planning to build a new church. 455 00:29:29,889 --> 00:29:33,318 Of course, we're going to have to raise a large sum money. 456 00:29:33,319 --> 00:29:38,033 Well, personally I am against the church hop skipping and jumping all over the town. 457 00:29:38,034 --> 00:29:41,616 So any contribution I make will have to be a small one. 458 00:29:41,617 --> 00:29:44,777 The amount everyone is to subscribe has already been decided. 459 00:29:44,778 --> 00:29:46,340 Who decided it? 460 00:29:46,341 --> 00:29:50,111 After considerable thought, we voted that our supporting members 461 00:29:50,112 --> 00:29:53,998 should each contribute a sum equal to the cost of their pew. 462 00:29:53,999 --> 00:29:56,888 I paid $5,000 for my pew! 463 00:29:56,889 --> 00:29:59,998 Yes, Clare. That makes our contribution $5000. 464 00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:02,000 That's robbery! 465 00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:05,958 Do you know what that pew is worth today? $3000! 466 00:30:05,959 --> 00:30:08,000 That's what the last one sold for. 467 00:30:08,001 --> 00:30:11,305 I've taken a dead loss of $2000 on that pew already! 468 00:30:11,306 --> 00:30:14,998 Frank Bags sold me that pew when the market was at its peak! 469 00:30:14,999 --> 00:30:16,959 He knew when to get out! 470 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,875 And I'm warning you, Vinnie, 471 00:30:18,876 --> 00:30:22,998 if the market ever goes up, I'm going to unload that pew! 472 00:30:22,999 --> 00:30:26,554 Clarence Day! How can you speak of the temple of the Lord 473 00:30:26,555 --> 00:30:29,666 as though it was something to be bought and sold on Wall Street? 474 00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:32,925 Now Mrs. Day, your husband is a practical man. 475 00:30:32,926 --> 00:30:35,960 We've had to be practical about the new church. 476 00:30:35,961 --> 00:30:38,440 We have all the facts and figures. 477 00:30:38,441 --> 00:30:41,998 Oh, what's the property worth where we are now? 478 00:30:41,999 --> 00:30:47,821 Oh, let's see. Is it $40,000? I know the figure has a 4 in it. 479 00:30:47,822 --> 00:30:50,998 What's the new piece of property going to cost you? 480 00:30:50,999 --> 00:30:54,953 I think the figure I heard mentioned was $85,000. 481 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:58,776 Or was it $185,000? 482 00:30:58,777 --> 00:31:03,385 Dr. Lloyd, you preach that someday we'll all have to answer to God. 483 00:31:03,386 --> 00:31:05,485 We shall indeed! 484 00:31:05,486 --> 00:31:10,489 Well, I hope God doesn't ask you any questions with figures in them! 485 00:31:11,490 --> 00:31:15,000 Mr. Day is in the living room. Thank you. 486 00:31:15,001 --> 00:31:19,444 It's Cousin Cora. She's passing through town. 487 00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:24,378 Oh, well... 488 00:31:25,379 --> 00:31:31,887 Oh, hello. Hello. Hello. Thank you for helping me. Come, Mary. 489 00:31:31,888 --> 00:31:36,969 Oh Vinnie, what a day! We've been in every shop in town! 490 00:31:36,970 --> 00:31:38,532 Why, Cousin Clare. Cora. 491 00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:42,332 My my! You're as welcome as the flowers in May. 492 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:43,775 This is Mary Skinner. Mr. Day. 493 00:31:43,776 --> 00:31:46,555 How do you do? I've been telling Mary all about you. 494 00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:49,888 She's been dying to meet you. Well... 495 00:31:49,889 --> 00:31:52,888 Dr. Lloyd, I want you to meet my favorite cousin, Miss Cartwright. 496 00:31:52,889 --> 00:31:53,554 How do you do? 497 00:31:53,555 --> 00:31:56,027 And this is Mary Skinner. Miss Skinner, Dr. Lloyd. 498 00:31:56,028 --> 00:31:57,998 How do you do? How do you do? 499 00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:00,998 Well, this seems to be a family reunion. I'll just run along. 500 00:32:00,999 --> 00:32:03,999 Goodbye, Dr. Lloyd. 501 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,325 Goodbye, Miss Cartwright. Goodbye. 502 00:32:06,326 --> 00:32:09,125 Clarence, you haven't said 'how do you do' to Dr. Lloyd. 503 00:32:09,126 --> 00:32:11,242 Goodbye, Dr. Lloyd. 504 00:32:11,243 --> 00:32:13,186 Goodbye, everybody. I'll go to the door with you, Dr. Lloyd. 505 00:32:13,187 --> 00:32:17,562 Thank you so much for the tea. Those muffins were delicious. 506 00:32:17,563 --> 00:32:19,483 Who did you say this pretty little girl is? 507 00:32:19,484 --> 00:32:22,998 She's Ed Skinner's daughter. This is Mary's first trip to New York. 508 00:32:22,999 --> 00:32:24,444 Oh sit down. Sit down. 509 00:32:24,445 --> 00:32:26,798 Have some tea. We had tea downtown. 510 00:32:26,799 --> 00:32:30,999 Oh, never mind then, ah...Delia. Sit down, sit down. 511 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,554 Even if you have had tea, you can stay and visit for a while. 512 00:32:34,555 --> 00:32:37,555 As a matter of fact, why don't you both stay to dinner. 513 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,000 That's all arranged, Clare. 514 00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:41,889 Cora and Mary are going to have dinner with us. 515 00:32:41,890 --> 00:32:43,528 Oh fine, fine. 516 00:32:43,529 --> 00:32:46,661 Of course, you'll just have to take potluck. Well, I'd hardly call... 517 00:32:46,662 --> 00:32:49,426 Clare! Did you know the girls are going to visit Aunt Judith 518 00:32:49,427 --> 00:32:52,888 in Springfield for a whole month! Fine. 519 00:32:52,889 --> 00:32:55,264 Now, how long you are you going to be in New York, Cora? 520 00:32:55,265 --> 00:32:57,077 All week! Splendid! 521 00:32:57,078 --> 00:32:59,998 We'll hope to see something of you. Well, you certainly will... 522 00:32:59,999 --> 00:33:03,111 Cora, did you find anything you wanted in the shop? 523 00:33:03,112 --> 00:33:05,777 Oh, I can't wait to show you. Oh, but I'm afraid 524 00:33:05,778 --> 00:33:08,888 some of these packages can't be opened in front of Cousin Clare! 525 00:33:08,889 --> 00:33:10,998 Shall I leave the room? 526 00:33:10,999 --> 00:33:17,307 [laughing] 527 00:33:17,308 --> 00:33:20,998 Oh, Clarence. Would you take the packages in the hall up to our room? 528 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,555 Or should I say, your room! 529 00:33:22,556 --> 00:33:26,926 Wasn't it nice of Clarence to give up his room to us for a whole week! 530 00:33:26,927 --> 00:33:30,231 Cora, come on I just can't wait to see what's in those packages. 531 00:33:30,232 --> 00:33:33,294 Well, we'll be back soon. 532 00:33:33,295 --> 00:33:36,895 Ah, Vinnie, I wish to speak to you before you go upstairs. 533 00:33:36,896 --> 00:33:38,669 I'll be down in just a minute, Clare. 534 00:33:38,670 --> 00:33:39,822 I wish to speak to you now! 535 00:33:39,823 --> 00:33:42,461 I'll be up in just a minute, Cora. 536 00:33:42,462 --> 00:33:44,444 It's all right, Vinnie. Come along, Mary. 537 00:33:44,445 --> 00:33:47,127 Are those two women encamped in our house? Now, Clare... 538 00:33:47,128 --> 00:33:49,052 Answer me! Now Clare, you know... 539 00:33:49,053 --> 00:33:53,976 Answer me! Just a minute... Clarence! 540 00:33:55,977 --> 00:33:59,476 Now Clare, you know you've always been fond of Cora. 541 00:33:59,477 --> 00:34:02,351 What's that got to do with her packing herself down in my house 542 00:34:02,352 --> 00:34:04,212 and bringing hordes of strangers with her. 543 00:34:04,213 --> 00:34:06,837 How can you call that sweet little girl a horde of strangers? 544 00:34:06,838 --> 00:34:10,071 Why don't they go to a hotel? New York is full of hotels 545 00:34:10,072 --> 00:34:12,776 built for the express purpose of housing such nuisances. 546 00:34:12,777 --> 00:34:15,111 Clare two girls alone in a hotel! 547 00:34:15,112 --> 00:34:17,000 Well who knows what might happen to them! 548 00:34:17,001 --> 00:34:19,000 All right, then put them on the first train. 549 00:34:19,001 --> 00:34:21,443 They want to roam like gypsies, lend them a hand! 550 00:34:21,444 --> 00:34:22,111 Keep them roaming! 551 00:34:22,112 --> 00:34:25,290 But Clare, they're just staying in that little room of Clarence's. 552 00:34:25,291 --> 00:34:27,000 The trouble is, they don't stay there! 553 00:34:27,001 --> 00:34:30,129 They stay in the bathroom. Every time I want to take my bath, 554 00:34:30,130 --> 00:34:33,179 it's full of gigling females washing their hair! 555 00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:35,222 I tell you, I won't have it! Send them to a hotel! 556 00:34:35,223 --> 00:34:38,555 I'll pay the bill gladly, but get them out of here! 557 00:34:38,556 --> 00:34:40,555 Father, I'm afraid they can hear you upstairs! 558 00:34:40,556 --> 00:34:42,401 Then keep those doors closed! 559 00:34:43,402 --> 00:34:48,457 Clarence, you open those doors! Open them all the way! 560 00:34:48,743 --> 00:34:52,075 Now Clare, you be quiet and behave yourself. 561 00:34:52,076 --> 00:34:55,676 They're here, and they're going to stay here. 562 00:34:55,826 --> 00:34:57,000 That's enough, Vinnie. 563 00:34:57,001 --> 00:35:00,212 I want no more of this argument. 564 00:35:07,223 --> 00:35:10,000 Oh God! 565 00:35:11,001 --> 00:35:15,000 What I don't understand is why this swarm of locusts 566 00:35:15,001 --> 00:35:17,231 always descends on us without any warning! 567 00:35:17,555 --> 00:35:20,119 Oh thunder! 568 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:30,453 Vinnie... Dear Vinnie. 569 00:35:40,454 --> 00:35:52,516 [♪ playing piano and humming... ♪] 570 00:35:52,517 --> 00:36:03,000 ♪ And the flickering shadows ♪ ♪ softly come and go ♪ 571 00:36:03,001 --> 00:36:10,555 ♪ Tho my heart be weary ♪ [ ♪ humming... ♪ ] 572 00:36:10,556 --> 00:36:13,256 Father, may I go along with the rest of you to Delmonico's? 573 00:36:13,257 --> 00:36:15,000 What's that? Delmonico's? 574 00:36:15,001 --> 00:36:17,000 You're taking Mother, Cousin Cora and Miss Skinner 575 00:36:17,001 --> 00:36:19,555 to Delmonico's for dinner tonight. 576 00:36:19,556 --> 00:36:21,666 Oh God! [slams piano keys] 577 00:36:21,667 --> 00:36:23,830 I won't have it! I won't have it! 578 00:36:23,831 --> 00:36:26,296 I will not have my life arranged for me! 579 00:36:26,297 --> 00:36:28,666 I bought this house for my own comfort! 580 00:36:28,667 --> 00:36:31,000 I will not submit myself to this indignity! 581 00:36:31,001 --> 00:36:33,000 Now Clare, what's the matter? I won't stand it! 582 00:36:33,001 --> 00:36:37,304 By heaven, I won't stand it! Clarence... 583 00:36:39,303 --> 00:36:43,149 Do I understand I am not permitted to have dinner in my own home? 584 00:36:43,222 --> 00:36:46,886 Oh Clare, a little change will do you good! 585 00:36:46,887 --> 00:36:49,109 I have home to have dinner in. 586 00:36:49,110 --> 00:36:51,054 And any time I can't have dinner at home, 587 00:36:51,055 --> 00:36:53,054 this house is for sale. 588 00:36:53,055 --> 00:36:54,555 Well Clare, you can't have dinner here tonight 589 00:36:54,556 --> 00:36:56,047 because it isn't ordered. 590 00:36:56,048 --> 00:36:59,555 And besides, Cora and Mary want to see something of New York. 591 00:36:59,556 --> 00:37:02,165 Well, that's no affair of mine! 592 00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:05,777 I am not a guide to Chinatown and the Bowery. 593 00:37:09,590 --> 00:37:12,853 Oh Mr. Day, I just love your house! 594 00:37:12,854 --> 00:37:15,950 I could live here forever! 595 00:37:20,555 --> 00:37:24,918 Cora is for you, Mrs. Day. Oh yes. I'll run right up. 596 00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:46,555 I'm glad you like our house, Miss Skinner. 597 00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:49,389 I like it very much, Mr. Day. 598 00:37:49,390 --> 00:37:52,618 Praise from a stranger is approbation indeed. 599 00:37:52,619 --> 00:37:56,779 At home, our living room is green. I like green. 600 00:37:56,780 --> 00:38:01,777 I like green too. Red's my favorite color. 601 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,555 It's an interesting thing about colors. 602 00:38:05,556 --> 00:38:07,000 Reds a nice color in a house too. 603 00:38:07,001 --> 00:38:09,444 But outside too much red would be bad. 604 00:38:09,445 --> 00:38:12,883 I mean, for instance, if all the trees and the grass were red. 605 00:38:12,884 --> 00:38:15,444 Outside, green's the best color. 606 00:38:15,445 --> 00:38:19,863 That's right. I never thought of it that way. 607 00:38:19,864 --> 00:38:23,555 But when you do think of it, it's quite a thought. 608 00:38:23,556 --> 00:38:27,222 I bet you'll make your mark at Yale. Oh... 609 00:38:27,223 --> 00:38:29,273 My mother wants me to go to college. 610 00:38:29,274 --> 00:38:31,703 Do you believe in girls going to college? 611 00:38:31,704 --> 00:38:35,000 I guess it's all right, if they want to waste that much time, 612 00:38:35,001 --> 00:38:37,356 before they get married, I mean. 613 00:38:38,357 --> 00:38:42,183 I'm glad your fond of music, Mr. Day. 614 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,555 Oh hello! Look! A new Youth's Companion! 615 00:38:45,556 --> 00:38:48,111 John enjoys the Youth's Companion. 616 00:38:48,112 --> 00:38:53,107 John! Won't you sit down? 617 00:38:53,108 --> 00:38:56,760 Oh, thank you. 618 00:38:56,761 --> 00:39:00,000 It tells all about connecting batteries in series. 619 00:39:00,001 --> 00:39:02,822 John! Miss Skinner and I were talking. 620 00:39:02,823 --> 00:39:04,757 Oh, that's all right. You won't bother me. 621 00:39:04,758 --> 00:39:07,111 Jiminee! There's where I made my mistake! 622 00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:12,114 I didn't mix enough... SSSHHH! [piano playing] 623 00:39:13,713 --> 00:39:16,555 Oh, don't stop. Can you play that? 624 00:39:16,556 --> 00:39:17,555 I'm afraid not. 625 00:39:17,556 --> 00:39:20,455 Can you play sweet Genevieve? That's my favorite. 626 00:39:20,456 --> 00:39:22,000 Not without my music. 627 00:39:22,555 --> 00:39:24,555 Hymns are nice, don't you think? 628 00:39:24,556 --> 00:39:27,000 I like this one. 629 00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:34,803 [plays hymn ♪ ] [playing fades and stops] 630 00:39:34,804 --> 00:39:36,804 That's funny. 631 00:39:36,805 --> 00:39:40,000 The words are the same, but it's the wrong tune. 632 00:39:40,001 --> 00:39:42,055 Oh, it can't be the wrong tune. 633 00:39:42,056 --> 00:39:44,000 We sing it exactly that way in church. 634 00:39:44,001 --> 00:39:47,047 We don't sing it that way the Methodist Church. 635 00:39:47,111 --> 00:39:49,555 You see, we're Methodists. 636 00:39:49,556 --> 00:39:51,111 Oh, that's too bad. 637 00:39:51,112 --> 00:39:53,333 Oh, I don't mean it's too bad that you're a Methodist. 638 00:39:53,334 --> 00:39:55,248 Anybody's got a right to be anything they want. 639 00:39:55,249 --> 00:39:59,540 But what I mean is, we're Episcopalians. 640 00:40:00,541 --> 00:40:03,749 Yes, I know. 641 00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:11,284 Anyway, the words are the same. Shall we begin? 642 00:40:15,049 --> 00:40:17,649 Now. 643 00:40:17,650 --> 00:40:30,237 [both begin playing ♪ ] [violin off key...] 644 00:40:31,238 --> 00:40:33,834 Oh dear. What's wrong? 645 00:40:34,222 --> 00:40:37,002 Shall we try again? 646 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:46,508 [both begin playing ♪ ] [violin off key...] 647 00:40:46,509 --> 00:40:50,084 It must be my fault. Oh no, it's my fault. 648 00:40:50,085 --> 00:40:52,106 No, you're the Episcopalian. 649 00:40:57,555 --> 00:41:01,501 I just remembered something! My father was an Episcopalian! 650 00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:03,897 He was baptized an Episcopalian! 651 00:41:03,898 --> 00:41:07,198 He was an Episcopalian right up to the time he married my mother. 652 00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:12,481 She was the Methodist. Oh... 653 00:41:12,482 --> 00:41:15,982 Oh, well let's try it again then! 654 00:41:16,983 --> 00:41:20,982 [begin playing again ♪ ] 655 00:41:20,983 --> 00:41:22,111 Well Clarence, 656 00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:24,555 if you're going to Delmonico's with us, you'd better get dressed. 657 00:41:24,556 --> 00:41:27,294 Am I going too? Jiminee! 658 00:41:29,295 --> 00:41:33,851 Thank you, Father. Be ready in just a minute, Mother. 659 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,952 Vinnie, that young lady looks about the same age you were 660 00:41:38,953 --> 00:41:40,774 when I came out to Pleasantville to rescue you. 661 00:41:40,775 --> 00:41:42,222 Rescue me? Ummm. 662 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:45,261 You came out there to talk me into marrying you. 663 00:41:45,262 --> 00:41:47,995 Well, It worked out just the same. 664 00:42:14,534 --> 00:42:28,000 [conversing in French] 665 00:42:28,001 --> 00:42:30,443 French. Oui. 666 00:42:30,999 --> 00:42:33,596 There's no cooking like the French. 667 00:42:33,597 --> 00:42:36,666 Clare, it was so nice of you to invite Cora and Mary here their first night. 668 00:42:36,667 --> 00:42:38,444 Well, it's been a pleasure. 669 00:42:38,555 --> 00:42:42,027 Mr. Day, have you always been an Episcopalian? 670 00:42:42,028 --> 00:42:44,458 I've always gone to Episcopal Church, yes. 671 00:42:44,459 --> 00:42:48,998 But you weren't baptized a Methodist or anything, were you? 672 00:42:49,999 --> 00:42:52,555 You were baptized an Episcopalian? 673 00:42:53,556 --> 00:42:54,928 Come to think of it, 674 00:42:54,929 --> 00:42:57,222 I don't believe I was ever baptized at all. 675 00:42:57,223 --> 00:43:01,111 Clare, that's not very funny, joking about a subject like that. 676 00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:03,800 I'm not joking. I remember now. 677 00:43:03,801 --> 00:43:05,000 I never was baptized. 678 00:43:05,001 --> 00:43:07,555 Clare, that's ridiculous. Everybody's baptized. 679 00:43:07,556 --> 00:43:09,306 Well, I'm not. 680 00:43:09,307 --> 00:43:12,306 No one would keep a little baby from being baptized. 681 00:43:12,307 --> 00:43:15,555 Well, you know Father and Mother, free thinkers, both of them. 682 00:43:15,556 --> 00:43:18,998 They thought the children should decide those things for themselves. 683 00:43:18,999 --> 00:43:20,695 But Clare... 684 00:43:20,696 --> 00:43:23,912 I remember when I was ten or twelve years old, 685 00:43:23,913 --> 00:43:26,333 Mother said I ought to give some thought to it, 686 00:43:26,334 --> 00:43:29,182 but I never got around to having it done to me. 687 00:43:29,183 --> 00:43:31,440 Clare! Do you know what you're saying? 688 00:43:31,441 --> 00:43:33,974 Yes, I'm saying I've never been baptized. 689 00:43:33,975 --> 00:43:36,555 Then something's got to be done about it, right away. 690 00:43:36,556 --> 00:43:40,000 Now Vinnie, don't get excited over nothing. 691 00:43:40,001 --> 00:43:42,111 Why haven't you ever told me? 692 00:43:42,112 --> 00:43:44,000 Well what difference does it make? 693 00:43:44,001 --> 00:43:47,000 I've never heard of anyone who wasn't baptized, 694 00:43:47,001 --> 00:43:50,000 even the savages in darkest Africa! 695 00:43:50,001 --> 00:43:53,555 Well, it's alright for savages and children. 696 00:43:53,556 --> 00:43:55,444 But if an oversight was made in my case, 697 00:43:55,445 --> 00:43:57,000 it's too late to correct it now! 698 00:43:57,001 --> 00:44:03,858 [sudden clap of thunder] 699 00:44:10,999 --> 00:44:14,566 Well, if you're not baptized, you're not a Christian! 700 00:44:14,567 --> 00:44:17,240 Why, confound it! Of course I'm a Christian! 701 00:44:17,241 --> 00:44:19,000 A mighty good Christian too! 702 00:44:19,001 --> 00:44:21,555 A lot better Christian than those psalm-singers in church. 703 00:44:21,556 --> 00:44:24,366 But you can't be if you won't be baptized! 704 00:44:24,367 --> 00:44:26,344 I won't be baptized and I will be a Christian. 705 00:44:26,345 --> 00:44:28,111 I'll be a Christian in my own way! 706 00:44:28,112 --> 00:44:31,000 [sudden clap of thunder] 707 00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:34,984 Clare, don't you want to meet us all in heaven? 708 00:44:34,985 --> 00:44:36,685 Of course, and I'm going to! 709 00:44:36,686 --> 00:44:38,998 But you can't go to heaven if you're not baptized! 710 00:44:38,999 --> 00:44:41,998 Oh, that's a lot of falderol! 711 00:44:41,999 --> 00:44:46,720 Clarence Day! Don't you blaspheme like that! 712 00:44:46,721 --> 00:44:49,555 You're coming to church with me before you go to the office in the morning 713 00:44:49,556 --> 00:44:51,894 and be baptized then and there! 714 00:44:51,895 --> 00:44:53,665 Vinnie, don't be ridiculous! 715 00:44:53,666 --> 00:44:55,783 If you think I'm going to stand there and let Dr. Lloyd 716 00:44:55,784 --> 00:44:58,971 splash water on me at my age, you are mistaken! 717 00:45:00,278 --> 00:45:04,544 Now I'm sleepy. Good night, Vinnie. 718 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,500 [sudden clap of thunder] 719 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:29,500 Mother, what is falderol? Get back to sleep. 720 00:45:29,501 --> 00:45:31,000 Mother? Yes, Whitney? 721 00:45:31,001 --> 00:45:35,097 If Father hasn't been baptized, he hasn't any name! 722 00:45:35,098 --> 00:45:38,000 In the sight of the church, he hasn't any name. 723 00:45:38,001 --> 00:45:41,237 That's right! 724 00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:44,000 Maybe we're not even married! 725 00:45:46,968 --> 00:45:48,018 Oohhhh! 726 00:45:50,555 --> 00:45:54,536 We, thine unworthy servants, do give thee most 727 00:45:54,537 --> 00:45:57,106 humble and hearty thanks for all thy goodness 728 00:45:57,107 --> 00:45:59,536 and loving kindness to us and to all men. 729 00:45:59,537 --> 00:46:02,731 We bless thee for our creation, 730 00:46:02,732 --> 00:46:06,724 preservation, and all the 731 00:46:06,725 --> 00:46:09,919 blessings of this life. But above all, 732 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,801 for thine inestimable love in the redemption 733 00:46:12,802 --> 00:46:16,307 of the world by our Lord, Jesus Christ, 734 00:46:16,308 --> 00:46:19,815 for the means of grace, for the hope of glory, 735 00:46:19,816 --> 00:46:24,433 and we beseech thee, give us that new sense 736 00:46:24,434 --> 00:46:27,592 of all thy mercies, that our hearts may be... 737 00:46:27,593 --> 00:46:32,000 [long prayer contines...] Harlan, tell Clarence to kneel. 738 00:46:32,001 --> 00:46:36,539 Whitney, tell Clarence to kneel. 739 00:46:36,540 --> 00:46:40,539 John, tell Clarence to kneel. 740 00:46:40,540 --> 00:46:44,539 Mother says, kneel. 741 00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:47,000 I can't. 742 00:46:47,540 --> 00:46:49,000 He says he can't. 743 00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:51,000 He says he can't. 744 00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:55,000 He says he can't. 745 00:46:56,540 --> 00:46:58,230 [long prayer finally ends] Amen. 746 00:46:58,873 --> 00:47:02,872 The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ 747 00:47:02,873 --> 00:47:05,685 and the love of God and the Fellowship of 748 00:47:05,686 --> 00:47:11,420 the Holy Ghost be with us all evermore. Amen. 749 00:47:28,221 --> 00:47:32,665 And so, my friends, what comfort and security it gives us 750 00:47:32,666 --> 00:47:35,339 when we have reached the age of understanding 751 00:47:35,340 --> 00:47:38,464 to know that the rite of baptism 752 00:47:38,465 --> 00:47:41,347 has not been neglected in our infancy or youth. 753 00:47:41,348 --> 00:47:46,451 Can you imagine any man 754 00:47:46,452 --> 00:47:49,645 who has reached maturity with the knowledge 755 00:47:49,646 --> 00:47:51,764 that he had never been baptized 756 00:47:51,765 --> 00:47:54,541 failing to hasten to the holy font 757 00:47:54,542 --> 00:47:57,215 that his soul might be saved? 758 00:47:57,216 --> 00:48:01,695 As it says in the baptismal office, 759 00:48:01,696 --> 00:48:05,271 "Except a man be born of water and of the spirit, 760 00:48:05,272 --> 00:48:08,500 he cannot enter into the kingdom of God." 761 00:48:08,501 --> 00:48:13,813 "He that believeth and is baptized 762 00:48:13,814 --> 00:48:17,771 shall be saved, but he that believeth not 763 00:48:17,772 --> 00:48:20,828 shall be damned." 764 00:48:20,829 --> 00:48:23,223 What's that fellow up to? He can't be... 765 00:48:23,224 --> 00:48:25,000 Which also shows us the great benefit we reap... 766 00:48:25,001 --> 00:48:27,335 [loud sermon continues...] Tell Father, Shhh! 767 00:48:28,555 --> 00:48:30,335 Tell Father, Shhh! 768 00:48:30,555 --> 00:48:32,335 Tell Father, Shhh! 769 00:48:32,555 --> 00:48:35,000 Tell Father, Shhh! 770 00:48:35,555 --> 00:48:38,998 Mother says, Shhh! [loud sermon continues...] 771 00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:43,467 "For the promise is to you and to your children. 772 00:48:43,468 --> 00:48:47,329 Doubt ye not therefore, 773 00:48:47,330 --> 00:48:52,730 but earnestly believe." 774 00:48:55,344 --> 00:48:58,017 In the name of the Father and of the Son 775 00:48:58,018 --> 00:49:01,384 and of the Holy Ghost. Amen. 776 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,748 This is William Tyler Wickersham. 777 00:49:33,749 --> 00:49:36,560 And this is Wilhemina Eugenia Wickersham. 778 00:49:36,561 --> 00:49:39,333 What a lovely day for them to be baptized. 779 00:49:39,334 --> 00:49:41,955 The happiest day in my life. 780 00:49:46,055 --> 00:49:50,822 Lovely sermon. Thank you, Mrs. Day. 781 00:49:56,985 --> 00:50:00,138 Clare, you know I didn't ask Dr. Lloyd to do that. 782 00:50:00,139 --> 00:50:01,555 You must have said something. 783 00:50:01,556 --> 00:50:04,339 Well, I had to find out from him if we were really married. 784 00:50:04,340 --> 00:50:06,527 I am married and I'm not baptized. 785 00:50:06,528 --> 00:50:08,000 And as far as I'm concerned, 786 00:50:08,001 --> 00:50:09,555 the whole congregation can know it. 787 00:50:09,556 --> 00:50:12,222 They certainly know it now. That suits me. 788 00:50:12,223 --> 00:50:14,000 I don't go to church to be preached at 789 00:50:14,001 --> 00:50:16,000 as though I were some lost sheep. 790 00:50:16,001 --> 00:50:19,000 Clare, you don't seem to understand what the church is for. 791 00:50:19,001 --> 00:50:21,319 Vinnie, if there's one place the church should leave alone, 792 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,597 it's a man's soul! 793 00:50:29,598 --> 00:50:33,681 Well, he's going to be baptized, Cora, you mark my word! 794 00:50:33,682 --> 00:50:36,007 I just couldn't go to heaven without Clare. 795 00:50:36,008 --> 00:50:39,889 Why, I get lonesome for him even when I go to Ohio! 796 00:50:39,890 --> 00:50:44,111 It's awfully hard on a woman to love a man like Clare so much. 797 00:50:44,133 --> 00:50:46,257 Oh, men are so aggravating. 798 00:50:46,258 --> 00:50:50,174 They take everything for granted. They certainly do! 799 00:50:50,175 --> 00:50:53,075 You know, I don't believe Clare's come right out 800 00:50:53,076 --> 00:50:55,000 and told me he loves me since we've been married. 801 00:50:55,001 --> 00:50:57,998 Of course, I know he does because I keep reminding him of it. 802 00:50:57,999 --> 00:50:59,998 You have to keep reminding them, Cora. 803 00:51:00,555 --> 00:51:04,111 Vinnie, the table isn't set for dinner yet. 804 00:51:05,444 --> 00:51:07,969 I'll be back in a minute, Cora. 805 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,980 We're having it after Cora and Mary go to the train. 806 00:51:10,981 --> 00:51:12,555 Their cab is coming at 1:00. 807 00:51:12,556 --> 00:51:14,974 Cab? The horse cars go right past the door. 808 00:51:14,975 --> 00:51:17,333 But Clare, they have those heavy bags. 809 00:51:17,334 --> 00:51:19,898 Cabs are a waste of money. 810 00:51:19,899 --> 00:51:22,111 Well, if dinner is going to be delayed, I'll work on this month's bills. 811 00:51:22,112 --> 00:51:24,222 Where are they? Now Clare, it isn't fair 812 00:51:24,223 --> 00:51:27,000 to go over the household accounts when you're hungry. 813 00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:29,107 Vinnie, where are those bills? 814 00:51:29,108 --> 00:51:31,274 They're in the library on your desk. 815 00:51:31,275 --> 00:51:34,222 I didn't know dinner was going to be late. 816 00:51:34,223 --> 00:51:36,453 Nobody ever tells me anything in this house. 817 00:51:36,555 --> 00:51:38,858 Back home I ride all the time. I love horses. 818 00:51:38,859 --> 00:51:41,774 The horse is my favorite animal. 819 00:51:41,775 --> 00:51:43,074 Oh my goodness. Where have you two been? 820 00:51:43,075 --> 00:51:45,420 Clarence wanted to show me his his grandfather's house. 821 00:51:45,421 --> 00:51:47,771 You will have to hurry and finish your packing. 822 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:49,080 It won't take me long. 823 00:51:49,111 --> 00:51:52,156 Can I help you pack? Clarence! 824 00:51:54,157 --> 00:51:58,906 Clarence, why didn't you kneel in church today? 825 00:51:58,907 --> 00:52:02,671 I... I just couldn't. 826 00:52:04,672 --> 00:52:07,859 If it's because your father doesn't kneel, you must remember 827 00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:10,942 he wasn't brought up to kneel in church. But you were. 828 00:52:12,943 --> 00:52:16,505 Has it anything to do with Mary? I know she's a Methodist. 829 00:52:16,506 --> 00:52:19,000 Oh no, Mother. Methodists kneel. Mary told me. 830 00:52:19,111 --> 00:52:22,241 They don't get up-and-down so much, but they stay down longer. 831 00:52:23,673 --> 00:52:26,150 Clarence, you want to kneel, don't you? 832 00:52:26,151 --> 00:52:28,000 Oh yes! I wanted to kneel today. 833 00:52:28,001 --> 00:52:33,555 I tried! You saw me try! But... I just couldn't. 834 00:52:33,556 --> 00:52:38,116 Is that suit of your father's too tight for you? No, it's not too tight. 835 00:52:38,117 --> 00:52:42,111 What is it? Mother, very peculiar things 836 00:52:42,112 --> 00:52:43,791 have happened to me since I started to wear this suit. 837 00:52:43,792 --> 00:52:48,778 I can't seem to make these clothes do anything Father wouldn't do! 838 00:52:48,930 --> 00:52:51,159 That's nonsense, Clarence. 839 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,556 And not to kneel in church is a sacrilege. 840 00:52:53,557 --> 00:52:56,778 Making Father's trousers kneel seemed more of a sacrilege. 841 00:52:56,779 --> 00:52:58,555 Clarence! Do you know what happened 842 00:52:58,556 --> 00:53:00,701 at Dura Wakefield's party for Mary last night? 843 00:53:00,702 --> 00:53:02,111 We were playing musical chairs 844 00:53:02,112 --> 00:53:04,104 and some girl sat down suddenly right in my lap. 845 00:53:04,105 --> 00:53:05,998 Well I jumped up so fast she almost got hurt! 846 00:53:05,999 --> 00:53:09,930 She was sitting on Father's trousers! 847 00:53:09,931 --> 00:53:13,000 Well Mother, I've got to have a suit of my own! 848 00:53:13,001 --> 00:53:18,333 My soul and body! Well you'll just have to talk to your father about it. 849 00:53:18,334 --> 00:53:23,000 I'm sure if you approach him the right way, you know, tactfully, he'll see. 850 00:53:23,001 --> 00:53:29,140 Oh excuse me. Gracious! It didn't take you very long. 851 00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:34,759 Well I'll see about your box lunch for the train. 852 00:53:36,333 --> 00:53:40,260 Remember, it's Sunday. 853 00:53:44,261 --> 00:53:49,666 I... I was hoping we could have a few minutes together before you left. 854 00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:55,635 Cora had so much to do, I wanted to get out of her way. 855 00:53:55,636 --> 00:53:58,343 Well, didn't you want to see me? 856 00:53:58,344 --> 00:54:04,398 I did want to tell you how much I've enjoyed our... friendship. 857 00:54:05,934 --> 00:54:09,888 Oh hello. Mother told us to sit in the living room till dinner's ready. 858 00:54:09,889 --> 00:54:13,392 Not on the best sofa! Hello. Hello. 859 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,444 Have you ever been out on our porch? Oh yes. 860 00:54:17,445 --> 00:54:19,128 Well let me show it to you! 861 00:54:21,129 --> 00:54:24,555 It's awfully hard to grow up in a family with children. 862 00:54:24,556 --> 00:54:28,650 My, I've never known a week to pass so quickly. 863 00:54:31,651 --> 00:54:34,444 Why I... Yes? 864 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,555 Why I... Yes? 865 00:54:37,556 --> 00:54:40,221 You're going to write me when you when you get to Springfield, aren't you? 866 00:54:40,222 --> 00:54:42,512 Of course, if you write me first. 867 00:54:42,513 --> 00:54:44,595 But you'll have something to write about, 868 00:54:44,596 --> 00:54:47,657 your trip and aunt Judith and how things are in Springfield. 869 00:54:47,658 --> 00:54:50,000 You write me as soon as you get there. 870 00:54:50,001 --> 00:54:55,222 Maybe I'll be too busy. Maybe I won't have time. 871 00:54:55,223 --> 00:54:58,888 Well, you find the time! Let's not have any nonsense about that! 872 00:54:58,889 --> 00:55:02,139 You'll write me first, and you'll do it right away, the first day. 873 00:55:03,923 --> 00:55:07,222 How do you know I'll take orders from you? 874 00:55:07,243 --> 00:55:10,444 Well I'll show you! Give me your hand! 875 00:55:10,445 --> 00:55:13,111 Why should I? Give me your hand, confound it! 876 00:55:13,222 --> 00:55:16,582 Why do you want... my hand? 877 00:55:16,583 --> 00:55:21,950 I just wanted it. [sighs] 878 00:55:22,619 --> 00:55:25,986 What are you thinking about? I was just thinking. 879 00:55:25,987 --> 00:55:27,771 About what? 880 00:55:27,772 --> 00:55:31,785 I was hoping you'd write me first because that would mean you liked me. 881 00:55:31,786 --> 00:55:35,000 What's my writing first got to do with liking you? 882 00:55:35,001 --> 00:55:39,000 You do like me then? Of course I do. 883 00:55:39,091 --> 00:55:43,410 I like you better than any girl I ever met! 884 00:55:45,411 --> 00:55:48,007 But you don't like me well enough to write first? 885 00:55:48,008 --> 00:55:51,222 Well I don't see how one thing's got anything to do with the other! 886 00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:56,444 But a girl can't write first because... because she's a girl! 887 00:55:56,445 --> 00:55:57,998 Well that's nonsense! 888 00:55:57,999 --> 00:56:00,555 if a girl has something to write about and a fellow hasn't, 889 00:56:00,556 --> 00:56:02,555 there's no reason why she shouldn't write first. 890 00:56:02,556 --> 00:56:07,111 You know, the first three days I was here, you'd do anything for me! 891 00:56:07,112 --> 00:56:10,876 And then you changed! You used to be a lot of fun. 892 00:56:10,877 --> 00:56:14,689 Then all of a sudden, you turned into an old sobersides. 893 00:56:14,704 --> 00:56:18,272 Why... why you even dress like an old sobersides! 894 00:56:21,454 --> 00:56:25,000 What's the matter? I just happened to remember something. 895 00:56:25,001 --> 00:56:27,888 What? Oh, I know. 896 00:56:27,889 --> 00:56:31,100 It's because this is the last time we'll be together. 897 00:56:31,101 --> 00:56:33,555 Mary! Please! But Clarence, 898 00:56:33,556 --> 00:56:35,998 we'll see each other in a month when I come back. 899 00:56:35,999 --> 00:56:39,777 Oh Clarence, please write me first 900 00:56:39,778 --> 00:56:42,385 because that will show me how much you like me. 901 00:56:42,386 --> 00:56:45,000 Pleeeeeease? 902 00:56:46,001 --> 00:56:49,389 I'll show you how much I like you... 903 00:56:51,388 --> 00:56:56,000 Get up! Get up! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! 904 00:56:56,001 --> 00:56:59,387 Oh Mary, don't do that Please, don't do that! 905 00:56:59,388 --> 00:57:03,000 Now you will think i'm just a bold and forward girl! 906 00:57:03,001 --> 00:57:05,385 Oh no! No, it's not that! 907 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,497 Was it because it's Sunday? 908 00:57:09,498 --> 00:57:11,444 No, it'd be the same any day. 909 00:57:11,445 --> 00:57:15,000 Oh! You just didn't want me sitting on your lap! 910 00:57:15,001 --> 00:57:16,536 Oh, it was nice of you to do it! 911 00:57:16,537 --> 00:57:19,538 It was nice of me? So you told me to get up! 912 00:57:19,539 --> 00:57:21,534 You just couldnt bear to have me sit there! 913 00:57:21,535 --> 00:57:24,000 Oh and you needn't write me first! 914 00:57:24,001 --> 00:57:26,111 You neeedn't write me any letters at at all! 915 00:57:26,112 --> 00:57:29,000 Because I will tear them up without opening them! 916 00:57:29,001 --> 00:57:31,534 I never want to see you again! 917 00:57:32,555 --> 00:57:37,534 Oh Mary! Mary, listen to me! Mary! Please! Oh Mary... 918 00:57:41,535 --> 00:57:46,534 [shreiking} Ohhhhhh! 919 00:57:48,535 --> 00:57:51,339 Clarence! 920 00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:54,000 Yes Father? 921 00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:57,812 That young lady's crying! She's in tears. 922 00:57:57,813 --> 00:57:59,879 What's the meaning of this? 923 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:01,590 I'm sorry, Father. It's all my fault. 924 00:58:01,591 --> 00:58:04,396 Nonsense! What's that girl trying to do to you? 925 00:58:04,397 --> 00:58:08,708 No no... she wasn't... It was... I... I... 926 00:58:08,709 --> 00:58:11,222 Well! Whatever the quarrel was about, Clarence, 927 00:58:11,223 --> 00:58:13,999 I'm glad you held your own! 928 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,888 Father, I have to have a new suit of clothes! 929 00:58:16,889 --> 00:58:18,819 You've got to give me the money for it! 930 00:58:20,555 --> 00:58:24,389 Young man! Do you realize that you're addressing your father? 931 00:58:26,390 --> 00:58:29,000 I'm sorry, Father. I apologize. 932 00:58:29,001 --> 00:58:31,612 But you don't know how important this is to me. 933 00:58:31,613 --> 00:58:33,777 A new suit of clothes clothes is so impor... 934 00:58:34,252 --> 00:58:36,737 Oh why should... 935 00:58:38,111 --> 00:58:42,222 Clarence has your need for a new suit of clothes 936 00:58:42,223 --> 00:58:44,050 anything to do with that young lady? 937 00:58:44,051 --> 00:58:46,182 Yes Father. 938 00:58:47,183 --> 00:58:49,308 Why, Clarence! 939 00:58:50,555 --> 00:58:53,333 Why, this comes as quite a shock to me! 940 00:58:53,334 --> 00:58:54,828 What does, Father? 941 00:58:54,829 --> 00:58:59,111 Well, you're being so... grown-up! 942 00:58:59,112 --> 00:59:00,777 Still, I might have known, 943 00:59:00,778 --> 00:59:03,222 if you are going to college this fall... 944 00:59:03,555 --> 00:59:06,145 Yes, you're at the age when you'll be meeting girls. 945 00:59:08,086 --> 00:59:13,176 Clarence, there are things about women that I think you ought to know. 946 00:59:15,177 --> 00:59:18,111 Sit down. 947 00:59:32,845 --> 00:59:35,824 Yes, I think it's better for you to hear this from me 948 00:59:35,825 --> 00:59:37,695 than to have to learn it for yourself. 949 00:59:39,630 --> 00:59:45,469 Clarence, women aren't the angels that you think they are. 950 00:59:46,415 --> 00:59:48,848 Well now, first let me explain this to you. 951 00:59:49,749 --> 00:59:53,081 You see, Clarence, we men have to run this world. 952 00:59:53,082 --> 00:59:58,333 And it's not an easy job. It takes work and it takes thinking. 953 00:59:58,334 --> 01:00:00,000 A man has to reason things out. 954 01:00:00,001 --> 01:00:04,526 Now you take a woman. A woman thinks... 955 01:00:05,527 --> 01:00:10,000 No, I'm wrong right there! A woman doesn't think at all! 956 01:00:10,111 --> 01:00:12,054 She gets stirred up! 957 01:00:12,055 --> 01:00:16,000 And she gets stirred up over the most confounded things! 958 01:00:16,001 --> 01:00:18,111 Now I love my wife just as much as any man. 959 01:00:18,112 --> 01:00:21,721 But that doesn't mean that I should stand for a lot of falderol! 960 01:00:21,722 --> 01:00:25,555 By God, I won't stand for it! Stand for what, Father? 961 01:00:25,556 --> 01:00:28,499 That's the one thing I shall not submit myself to! 962 01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:34,007 Clarence, if a man thinks a certain thing is wrong, he shouldn't do it! 963 01:00:34,126 --> 01:00:36,729 If he thinks it's right, he should do it! 964 01:00:36,730 --> 01:00:39,444 Now, that has nothing to do with whether he loves his wife or not! 965 01:00:39,445 --> 01:00:42,000 Who says it has, Father? They do! 966 01:00:42,001 --> 01:00:43,611 Who, sir? Women! 967 01:00:43,612 --> 01:00:46,998 They get stirred up and then they try to get you stirred up too! 968 01:00:46,999 --> 01:00:50,444 But don't you let them do it, Clarence! Don't you let them do it! 969 01:00:50,515 --> 01:00:53,777 Now, if you can keep reason and logic in the argument, 970 01:00:53,778 --> 01:00:56,444 well, a man can hold his own, of course. 971 01:00:56,888 --> 01:00:59,444 But if they can switch you, 972 01:00:59,445 --> 01:01:02,264 pretty soon the argument's about whether you love them or not! 973 01:01:02,265 --> 01:01:05,007 I swear, I don't know how they do it, 974 01:01:05,008 --> 01:01:08,230 but don't you let them, Clarence. Don't you let them! 975 01:01:08,231 --> 01:01:12,555 I see what you mean so far, Father. If you don't watch yourself, 976 01:01:12,556 --> 01:01:14,555 love can make you do a lot of things you don't want to do. 977 01:01:14,556 --> 01:01:16,888 Exactly! But if you do watch out 978 01:01:16,889 --> 01:01:20,481 and know just how to handle women... Then you'll be all right! 979 01:01:20,482 --> 01:01:24,301 All a man has to do is be firm! 980 01:01:24,302 --> 01:01:28,888 You know how sometimes I have to be firm with your mother. 981 01:01:29,302 --> 01:01:32,981 Yes. But Father, what can you do when they cry? 982 01:01:33,524 --> 01:01:40,857 Hmmm, well ahh... that's quite a question. 983 01:01:40,858 --> 01:01:45,222 You just have to make them understand that what you're doing is for their good. 984 01:01:45,223 --> 01:01:49,683 I see. Now, Clarence, you know all about women. 985 01:01:56,185 --> 01:01:59,666 But Father... Yes Clarence? 986 01:01:59,667 --> 01:02:02,000 I thought you were going to tell me about... 987 01:02:02,001 --> 01:02:05,888 About what? About women! 988 01:02:07,222 --> 01:02:10,444 Clarence, there are some things gentlemen don't discuss! 989 01:02:10,445 --> 01:02:13,261 I've told you all you need to know. 990 01:02:13,262 --> 01:02:16,664 The thing for you to remember is: be firm. 991 01:02:45,249 --> 01:02:50,131 Mary, when you get to Springfield, the very first thing you... 992 01:02:58,403 --> 01:03:01,361 Oh God! 993 01:03:01,362 --> 01:03:03,363 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 994 01:03:03,364 --> 01:03:06,555 Sit down, Vinnie. Oh Clare, Cora and Mary are 995 01:03:06,556 --> 01:03:09,583 leaving any moment now... Sit down. 996 01:03:09,584 --> 01:03:13,653 Vinnie, you know I like to live well, 997 01:03:13,654 --> 01:03:15,555 and I want my family to live well. 998 01:03:15,556 --> 01:03:18,099 But this house must be run on a business basis! 999 01:03:18,100 --> 01:03:21,042 I must know how much money I'm spending and what for! 1000 01:03:21,043 --> 01:03:23,000 For instance, if you recall, 1001 01:03:23,001 --> 01:03:26,389 a week ago I gave you $6.00 to buy a new coffee pot. 1002 01:03:26,390 --> 01:03:30,000 Yes, because you broke the old one! You threw it right on the floor! 1003 01:03:30,071 --> 01:03:31,605 I'm not talking about that. 1004 01:03:31,606 --> 01:03:35,000 Now I find here among my... It was a pity to break that nice coffee pot, 1005 01:03:35,001 --> 01:03:37,000 Clare, it was imported from France. 1006 01:03:37,001 --> 01:03:38,666 and that little shop has stopped selling them. 1007 01:03:38,667 --> 01:03:40,696 But what has that... They said the tariff wouldn't let them. 1008 01:03:40,697 --> 01:03:44,272 And that's your fault because you're always voting to raise the tariff. 1009 01:03:44,273 --> 01:03:47,333 The tariff protects America against cheap foreign labor. 1010 01:03:47,334 --> 01:03:48,390 Now this bill... 1011 01:03:48,391 --> 01:03:51,821 The tariff does nothing but put up the prices 1012 01:03:51,822 --> 01:03:54,422 and that's hard on everybody especially the farmer. 1013 01:03:54,423 --> 01:03:56,998 Vinnie, I wish to heaven you wouldn't talk about matters 1014 01:03:56,999 --> 01:03:59,888 you don't know anything about! I do too know about them! 1015 01:03:59,889 --> 01:04:03,666 Miss Guelig says that every intelligent woman should have some opinion about... 1016 01:04:03,667 --> 01:04:05,333 Who may I ask is Miss Guelig? 1017 01:04:05,334 --> 01:04:07,444 She's the current events woman. I told you about. 1018 01:04:07,445 --> 01:04:09,666 And the tickets are $1 every Tuesday. 1019 01:04:10,018 --> 01:04:13,135 Do you mean to tell me that a pack of idle minded females 1020 01:04:13,136 --> 01:04:17,079 pay $1 apiece to hear another female gavel about the events of the day!? 1021 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,777 Listen to me if you want to know anything about the events of the day! 1022 01:04:19,778 --> 01:04:22,565 But do you get so excited, Clare! 1023 01:04:22,566 --> 01:04:25,666 And besides, Miss Guelig says that our president, 1024 01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:29,000 whom you're always belittling, prays to God for guidance. 1025 01:04:29,001 --> 01:04:33,000 Vinnie, what happened to that $6.00? What $6.00? 1026 01:04:34,845 --> 01:04:38,777 I gave you $6.00 to buy a new coffee pot. 1027 01:04:38,778 --> 01:04:41,555 Now I find that you apparently got one at Lewis and Congers 1028 01:04:41,556 --> 01:04:43,240 and charged it! Here's their bill. 1029 01:04:43,241 --> 01:04:45,504 One coffee pot - $5.00. 1030 01:04:45,505 --> 01:04:49,000 So you owe me a dollar! And you can hand it right over! 1031 01:04:49,001 --> 01:04:50,185 I'll do nothing of the kind! 1032 01:04:50,186 --> 01:04:53,000 What did you do with that $6.00? 1033 01:04:53,001 --> 01:04:56,220 Well Clare, I can't tell you now, dear. 1034 01:04:56,221 --> 01:04:59,000 Why didn't you ask me at the time? 1035 01:05:01,001 --> 01:05:04,000 I give up! Wait a minute! 1036 01:05:04,001 --> 01:05:07,444 I spent $4.50 for that new umbrella. 1037 01:05:07,458 --> 01:05:11,666 Now we're getting somewhere! One umbrella - $4.50. 1038 01:05:11,667 --> 01:05:14,866 And that must have been in the week I paid Mrs. Tobin for two extra days washing. 1039 01:05:14,867 --> 01:05:15,998 Mrs. Tobin... 1040 01:05:15,999 --> 01:05:21,415 Tthat's $2 more. that makes... that makes up... $6.50. 1041 01:05:21,416 --> 01:05:25,200 And that's another 50¢ you owe me! I don't owe you anything! 1042 01:05:25,222 --> 01:05:28,444 What you owe me is an explanation of where my money is gone! 1043 01:05:28,548 --> 01:05:31,326 I do the best I can to keep down expenses. 1044 01:05:31,327 --> 01:05:34,555 You know yourself, Cousin Phoebe spends twice as much as we do. 1045 01:05:34,556 --> 01:05:36,726 Don't talk to me about your cousin Phoebe! 1046 01:05:36,777 --> 01:05:39,527 You talk about your own relatives enough! 1047 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,688 That's not fair, Vinnie. 1048 01:05:41,689 --> 01:05:45,299 When I talk about my relatives, I criticize them! 1049 01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:48,000 I can't even speak of Cousin Phoebe! 1050 01:05:48,001 --> 01:05:49,555 You can speak of her all you want to. 1051 01:05:49,556 --> 01:05:52,000 But I won't have Cousin Phoebe or anyone else 1052 01:05:52,001 --> 01:05:53,980 dictating to me how to run my house! 1053 01:05:53,981 --> 01:05:56,757 I didn't say a word about her dictating. 1054 01:05:56,758 --> 01:06:03,000 Clare, you know she isn't that... You said... You said... 1055 01:06:03,001 --> 01:06:04,998 I don't know what you said now! 1056 01:06:04,999 --> 01:06:06,888 You never stick to the point! 1057 01:06:07,777 --> 01:06:11,168 Now, we're going over this account book - item by item. 1058 01:06:11,169 --> 01:06:14,444 I find here a bill for $38. 1059 01:06:14,445 --> 01:06:17,444 I don't know what you expect of me. 1060 01:06:17,445 --> 01:06:22,265 I tire myself out chasing up and down those stairs all day long, 1061 01:06:22,266 --> 01:06:26,444 trying to look after your comfort, to bring up our children... 1062 01:06:26,445 --> 01:06:29,000 I do the mending and the marketing. 1063 01:06:29,555 --> 01:06:33,000 Now you want me to be an expert book keeper too! 1064 01:06:42,864 --> 01:06:46,900 Vinnie, I want to be reasonable. But... 1065 01:06:47,555 --> 01:06:51,555 Can't you understand? I'm doing all this for your own good. 1066 01:06:57,338 --> 01:07:00,555 Well, I suppose I'll have to go ahead just paying the bills 1067 01:07:00,556 --> 01:07:03,386 and hoping I've got enough money in the bank to meet them. 1068 01:07:03,865 --> 01:07:09,444 But it's all very discouraging. I'll try to do better, Clare. 1069 01:07:09,445 --> 01:07:12,649 Well, that's all I'm asking. 1070 01:07:13,650 --> 01:07:17,777 Well, I'll it make out the checks and sign them. 1071 01:07:18,778 --> 01:07:23,222 But... maybe I haven't any right to sign those checks 1072 01:07:23,223 --> 01:07:26,000 since in the sight of the Lord I haven't any name! 1073 01:07:26,001 --> 01:07:29,502 That's right! Clare, to make those checks good, 1074 01:07:29,503 --> 01:07:32,111 you'll have to be baptized... right away. 1075 01:07:32,112 --> 01:07:35,567 Vinnie, the bank doesn't care whether I've been baptized or not. 1076 01:07:35,568 --> 01:07:38,553 Well, I care! And no matter what Dr. Lloyd said, 1077 01:07:38,554 --> 01:07:40,845 I'm not sure we're really married. 1078 01:07:40,846 --> 01:07:43,040 Vinnie, we have four children! 1079 01:07:43,041 --> 01:07:46,000 If we're not married now, we never will be! 1080 01:07:46,001 --> 01:07:49,222 Clare, Dr. Lloyd said this morning... Ahh, that's all, Vinnie. 1081 01:07:49,555 --> 01:07:52,908 Uhh, I think you better go tell Whitney to watch for the cab. 1082 01:07:52,998 --> 01:07:57,408 Not before you give me that $1.50. What $1.50? 1083 01:07:57,444 --> 01:08:01,555 That $1.50 you owe me! I don't owe you any $1.50! 1084 01:08:01,556 --> 01:08:04,000 I gave you money to buy a coffee pot for me, 1085 01:08:04,001 --> 01:08:06,124 and somehow it turned into an umbrella for you! 1086 01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:08,971 Why, Clarence Day! What kind of man are you? 1087 01:08:08,972 --> 01:08:13,242 Quibbling about $1.50 when your immortal soul is in danger! 1088 01:08:13,243 --> 01:08:16,924 And what's more... All right! All right! All right! 1089 01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:23,444 Thank you, Clare. 1090 01:08:23,445 --> 01:08:26,243 Now the accounts are all straight again! 1091 01:08:45,748 --> 01:08:48,554 What were you doing down there? 1092 01:08:48,555 --> 01:08:51,666 I'm setting up this new burglar alarm. I invented it myself. 1093 01:08:51,667 --> 01:08:52,920 Have you got any money you can lend me? 1094 01:08:52,921 --> 01:08:54,668 No, you owe me 30¢ now. 1095 01:08:54,669 --> 01:08:56,222 Well, I'll give you my stamp collection 1096 01:08:56,223 --> 01:08:57,998 and my piece of John Wilkes Booth's finger. 1097 01:08:57,999 --> 01:09:00,555 How much? Enough to get a new suit of clothes. 1098 01:09:00,556 --> 01:09:03,111 If you can wait a month till I hear from the Patent Office in Washington, 1099 01:09:03,112 --> 01:09:05,919 I may be rich! I can't wait that long! 1100 01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:07,020 Maybe I could get it sooner. 1101 01:09:07,021 --> 01:09:09,460 I'm gonna look into something else tomorow. 1102 01:09:11,461 --> 01:09:14,888 Wanted. An energetic young man to sell household necessity. 1103 01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:18,315 Liberal commission. Apply 312... John, let me have this job! 1104 01:09:18,316 --> 01:09:20,225 Why should I give you my job? They're hard to get! 1105 01:09:20,226 --> 01:09:22,204 I've got to get a new suit of clothes. 1106 01:09:22,205 --> 01:09:24,287 Maybe I could get the job for both of us. 1107 01:09:24,288 --> 01:09:26,088 I'll ask the man. 1108 01:09:36,222 --> 01:09:39,907 The cab's here, Father. Oh, thank you, Whitney. 1109 01:09:39,908 --> 01:09:43,163 Vinnie! Corra! The cab's here! 1110 01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:48,504 Uhh, John, go up and get their bags. Yes sir. 1111 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,000 Here's the lunch for the train, sir. 1112 01:09:52,001 --> 01:09:54,518 Well, take it out to the cab. 1113 01:09:55,519 --> 01:09:58,226 Who's that one? It's Ellen. Delia left yesterday. 1114 01:09:58,227 --> 01:10:01,000 I don't know where your mother finds them. 1115 01:10:01,001 --> 01:10:03,111 Now Vinnie, don't you let Clare worry about us. 1116 01:10:03,112 --> 01:10:04,111 We have plenty of time. 1117 01:10:04,112 --> 01:10:06,444 Ah, take the bags right on out, John. Yes sir. 1118 01:10:06,445 --> 01:10:08,555 Well goodbye, Clarence. It was so nice to see you. 1119 01:10:08,556 --> 01:10:10,000 Goodbye, Cousin Cora. 1120 01:10:10,001 --> 01:10:13,117 Goodbye, Whitney. Now you be a good boy. 1121 01:10:13,118 --> 01:10:15,333 Goodbye, Cousin Cora. Goodbye, Harlan. 1122 01:10:15,334 --> 01:10:16,998 Goodbye. Keep out of mischief. 1123 01:10:16,999 --> 01:10:18,555 Come along, everybody. Don't keep the cab waiting. 1124 01:10:18,556 --> 01:10:19,373 Cabs cost money. 1125 01:10:19,374 --> 01:10:23,040 If there's one thing Mr. Day can't stand, it's to keep a cab waiting. 1126 01:10:23,041 --> 01:10:24,075 If there's any waiting to do, 1127 01:10:24,076 --> 01:10:27,000 there's a waiting room at the Grand Central Depot just for that. 1128 01:10:27,001 --> 01:10:31,222 Mary, aren't you even going to shake hands with me? 1129 01:10:31,223 --> 01:10:33,000 I don't think I'd better. 1130 01:10:33,001 --> 01:10:37,000 You may remember, that when I get too close to you, you feel contaminated. 1131 01:10:37,001 --> 01:10:40,333 Mary, you're going to write to me, aren't you? 1132 01:10:40,334 --> 01:10:44,333 Are you going to write first? No, Mary. 1133 01:10:44,334 --> 01:10:47,000 There are times when a man must be firm. 1134 01:10:47,001 --> 01:10:49,000 Mary, Mother says you better hurry out 1135 01:10:49,001 --> 01:10:52,181 before Father starts yelling. It's Sunday. 1136 01:10:52,182 --> 01:10:53,998 Goodbye, John. 1137 01:10:53,999 --> 01:10:56,333 I'm very happy to have made YOUR acquaintance. 1138 01:10:56,334 --> 01:10:57,653 Thank you! 1139 01:10:59,654 --> 01:11:01,890 May I help you? No, thank you. 1140 01:11:02,222 --> 01:11:04,077 Take care of yourself. 1141 01:11:04,078 --> 01:11:06,444 Goodbye, Mr. Day. Goodbye, Mary. 1142 01:11:06,445 --> 01:11:08,077 I've had a wonderful time. Bye bye. 1143 01:11:08,078 --> 01:11:13,645 Goodbye, Cousin Clare. Goodbye, Cora. 1144 01:11:28,294 --> 01:11:33,009 Dear Mary... 1145 01:11:35,010 --> 01:11:40,333 My duty toward my neighbor is to love him as myself 1146 01:11:40,334 --> 01:11:45,222 and to do to all men as I would they should do unto me. 1147 01:11:45,223 --> 01:11:48,190 Has Father gone to the office yet? 1148 01:11:48,191 --> 01:11:49,666 Come on, let's go to the ball field. 1149 01:11:49,667 --> 01:11:52,270 I've got to guard this box till John comes back. 1150 01:11:52,271 --> 01:11:53,555 It's his burglar alarm. 1151 01:11:53,556 --> 01:11:55,105 It wouldn't work, so he fixed it. 1152 01:11:55,106 --> 01:11:56,523 We're going to put it back in the dining room 1153 01:11:56,524 --> 01:11:59,998 after Father goes to the office. Are there burglars around? 1154 01:11:59,999 --> 01:12:01,774 Everywhere! Oh... 1155 01:12:01,775 --> 01:12:06,555 ...to love, honor, and succor my father and my mother. 1156 01:12:06,556 --> 01:12:08,555 Why do you have to learn that? 1157 01:12:08,556 --> 01:12:10,222 Because if I don't, I'll go to hell! 1158 01:12:10,223 --> 01:12:12,852 Father's going to hell! He is not! 1159 01:12:12,853 --> 01:12:14,899 Yes he is, because he isn't baptized! 1160 01:12:14,900 --> 01:12:17,444 He'll go to hell and burn for a thousand years! 1161 01:12:17,445 --> 01:12:19,239 He won't! He won't! 1162 01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:21,295 He'll be in a lake of fire and brimstone! 1163 01:12:21,296 --> 01:12:24,333 And a thousand devils with pitchforks will be poking at him! 1164 01:12:24,334 --> 01:12:27,816 No! No! Mother dont' let... Father will hear you! 1165 01:12:27,817 --> 01:12:33,818 [singing loudly:] ♪ Oh come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant. ♪ 1166 01:12:33,819 --> 01:12:38,333 Don't smother me! ♪ Oh come, all ye faithful... ♪ 1167 01:12:38,334 --> 01:12:41,679 What's that noise? Just singing, Father. 1168 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:44,222 You boys, be quiet! You know your mother isn't feeling well. 1169 01:12:44,223 --> 01:12:45,880 Yes, Father. 1170 01:12:55,798 --> 01:12:57,444 What did your mother say? 1171 01:12:57,445 --> 01:13:00,075 She says she doesn't want any breakfast. 1172 01:13:00,076 --> 01:13:02,555 Now, why does your mother do that to me? 1173 01:13:02,556 --> 01:13:05,887 She knows that it just upsets my day when she doesn't come down to breakfast. 1174 01:13:05,888 --> 01:13:08,242 A special delivery, sir. Thank you. 1175 01:13:10,243 --> 01:13:12,443 Where's John this morning? 1176 01:13:12,444 --> 01:13:15,165 John had his breakfast early, Father, and went out to see about something. 1177 01:13:15,166 --> 01:13:16,173 See about what? 1178 01:13:16,174 --> 01:13:20,000 Well, John and I thought we'd work this summer and earn some money. 1179 01:13:20,001 --> 01:13:22,840 Good! Work never hurt anyone. It's good for them. 1180 01:13:22,841 --> 01:13:24,923 But if you're going to work, work hard. 1181 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:28,214 King Solomon had the right idea about work. 1182 01:13:28,222 --> 01:13:33,181 "Whatever thy hand findeth to do," Solomon said, "Do thy doggonedest!" 1183 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:40,888 Hmm, well I don't understand this at all. 1184 01:13:40,889 --> 01:13:43,599 Here's a letter from some woman I never even heard of! 1185 01:13:44,516 --> 01:13:47,666 Oh Father... Oh God! 1186 01:13:48,555 --> 01:13:50,022 What is it, Father? 1187 01:13:50,444 --> 01:13:53,111 This woman claims that she sat on my lap 1188 01:13:53,112 --> 01:13:56,856 and that I didn't like it! Huh! 1189 01:13:57,857 --> 01:13:58,999 What's that word? 1190 01:14:00,555 --> 01:14:02,444 No, that one down there! 1191 01:14:02,445 --> 01:14:05,555 It looks like "curiosity". 1192 01:14:05,556 --> 01:14:09,745 Oh... "I only opened your letter as a matter of curiosity." 1193 01:14:09,746 --> 01:14:11,999 Huh! Yes, go on! 1194 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,801 Why, this gets worse and worse! 1195 01:14:15,802 --> 01:14:19,093 It just turns into a lot of sentimental lovey-dovey mush! 1196 01:14:19,094 --> 01:14:24,593 Ha! If this is someone's idea of a practical joke... 1197 01:14:25,777 --> 01:14:28,555 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 1198 01:14:28,556 --> 01:14:30,871 Nothing wrong. Just a fool letter. 1199 01:14:30,872 --> 01:14:34,059 How are you feeling, Vinnie? I thought you needed me. 1200 01:14:34,060 --> 01:14:36,000 If you don't, I'll go back to bed. 1201 01:14:36,001 --> 01:14:39,222 On, no no no! Come sit down and get some food in you. 1202 01:14:39,223 --> 01:14:41,111 It'll do you good. Build up your strength. 1203 01:14:41,112 --> 01:14:43,000 Here, here. Sit down. Sit down. 1204 01:14:43,001 --> 01:14:45,760 Here uh... What's this one's name? Nora. 1205 01:14:45,761 --> 01:14:48,111 Nora, get Mrs. Day some bacon and eggs. 1206 01:14:48,112 --> 01:14:51,976 No, Nora. Bring me a cup of tea up to my room. 1207 01:14:51,977 --> 01:14:52,990 Yes ma'am. 1208 01:14:52,991 --> 01:14:57,116 Oh Vinnie, it's just weak to give in to an ailment! 1209 01:14:57,117 --> 01:15:00,777 I notice when you have a headache, you yell and groan and swearing enough. 1210 01:15:00,778 --> 01:15:03,444 Well, that's to prove to the headache that I am stronger than it is! 1211 01:15:03,445 --> 01:15:05,999 I think I've caught some kind of germ. 1212 01:15:06,999 --> 01:15:09,555 Some of my friends have had to send for the doctor. 1213 01:15:09,556 --> 01:15:12,000 A doctor!? Oh poppycock! 1214 01:15:12,001 --> 01:15:15,998 But Clare dear, when people are ill, you have to do something! 1215 01:15:15,999 --> 01:15:17,444 Certainly you have to do something! 1216 01:15:17,445 --> 01:15:19,686 Cheer them up! That's the way to cure them. 1217 01:15:19,999 --> 01:15:23,111 How would you go about cheering them up? 1218 01:15:23,112 --> 01:15:29,998 I? Well I'd tell them "Bah!" [Vinnie crying...] 1219 01:15:30,999 --> 01:15:38,000 Well, what have I done now? Oh... Oh Clare, hush up! 1220 01:15:42,993 --> 01:15:47,393 Vinnie, I didn't mean to upset you. 1221 01:15:58,098 --> 01:16:01,732 "Dear Clarence..." 1222 01:16:16,432 --> 01:16:20,535 I... I was just trying to help you. 1223 01:16:21,111 --> 01:16:23,000 You know, when you take your bed, 1224 01:16:23,001 --> 01:16:26,805 I have a confounded lonely time around here. 1225 01:16:26,806 --> 01:16:29,221 So when I see you getting into your head that you're not feeling well, 1226 01:16:29,222 --> 01:16:31,688 I want to do something about it. 1227 01:16:31,689 --> 01:16:34,000 Just because some of your friends have given into this, 1228 01:16:34,001 --> 01:16:35,444 is no reason why you should imagine you're ill. 1229 01:16:35,445 --> 01:16:41,703 Clare, stop! Get out of this house and go to your office. 1230 01:17:01,921 --> 01:17:03,111 Did you get the job? 1231 01:17:03,112 --> 01:17:05,010 Yes, for both of us! Look, I've got with me! 1232 01:17:05,011 --> 01:17:06,997 What is it? Medicine! 1233 01:17:06,998 --> 01:17:10,666 Medicine? You took a job for us to go out and sell medicine? 1234 01:17:10,667 --> 01:17:13,927 But it's wonderful medicine. Look what it cures... 1235 01:17:13,928 --> 01:17:17,809 "A sovereign cure for colds, coughs, catarrh, asthma, 1236 01:17:17,810 --> 01:17:21,087 quinsy, and sore throat, poor digestion, summer complaint, 1237 01:17:21,088 --> 01:17:24,865 colic, dyspepsia, heartburn, and shortness of breath, 1238 01:17:24,866 --> 01:17:28,777 lumbago, rheumatism, heart disease, giddiness, and women's complaints, 1239 01:17:28,778 --> 01:17:33,222 nervous prostration, St. Vitus dance, jaundice, la grippe, proud flesh, 1240 01:17:33,223 --> 01:17:35,226 pink eye, sea sickness, and pimples." 1241 01:17:35,227 --> 01:17:38,666 It's made from a secret formula known only to Dr. Bartlett. 1242 01:17:38,667 --> 01:17:41,777 We get 25¢ cents commission on every bottle we sell! 1243 01:17:41,778 --> 01:17:44,075 And he's giving us the territory of all Manhattan Island! 1244 01:17:44,076 --> 01:17:47,888 Well, lots of Father's and Mother's friends have some of those diseases. 1245 01:17:47,889 --> 01:17:49,555 Let's start out by calling on them. 1246 01:17:49,556 --> 01:17:54,033 Yes. Oh... What if they ask us if we use it at our house? 1247 01:17:54,034 --> 01:17:57,193 Oh yes, it would be better if we could say we did. 1248 01:17:59,194 --> 01:18:02,888 Excuse me. Oh, is that the tea for Mrs. Day? 1249 01:18:02,889 --> 01:18:05,444 Yes. Oh, I'll take it up to her. 1250 01:18:05,445 --> 01:18:08,186 Thank you. Right away now, while it's hot. 1251 01:18:09,555 --> 01:18:11,339 What's the matter with Mother? 1252 01:18:11,340 --> 01:18:14,603 I don't know. She was just complaining. 1253 01:18:14,604 --> 01:18:20,104 Say! It says here it's good for women's complaints! Here... 1254 01:18:27,445 --> 01:18:31,702 Yes sir, Chesapeake and Ohio: an eighth. New York Central: three quarters. 1255 01:18:31,703 --> 01:18:34,668 I'd like to see Mr. Day about those Morris and Essex deposits. 1256 01:18:34,669 --> 01:18:37,646 He's very busy this morning. You'll have to wait. 1257 01:18:41,647 --> 01:18:42,998 Where's Father? 1258 01:18:42,999 --> 01:18:46,444 Well, Master Whitney, have you come to pay us a visit? 1259 01:18:46,445 --> 01:18:49,703 Where's Father? He's busy in his office with a customer. 1260 01:18:49,704 --> 01:18:52,001 Master Whitney! 1261 01:18:54,002 --> 01:18:56,001 Mr. Day, the president of the firm is... 1262 01:18:56,002 --> 01:18:58,842 Father, you have to come home right away! 1263 01:18:58,843 --> 01:19:00,111 What's the meaning of this? 1264 01:19:00,112 --> 01:19:01,666 Who sent you down here? Your mother? 1265 01:19:01,667 --> 01:19:04,999 No sir. Mother's ill. She's terribly ill. 1266 01:19:05,573 --> 01:19:08,446 Did the doctor sent you for me? No sir. It was Margaret. 1267 01:19:08,447 --> 01:19:09,222 Margaret? 1268 01:19:09,223 --> 01:19:13,426 Margaret says you're to come home right away, and no nonsense! 1269 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,856 Perkins, go down and stop the first cab you see. 1270 01:19:17,857 --> 01:19:19,998 A cab, sir?? For you, Mr. Day?? 1271 01:19:19,999 --> 01:19:22,926 Yes, I want a cab and no nonsense! 1272 01:19:22,927 --> 01:19:27,027 I'm sorry, Mr. Hopkins. 1273 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:35,864 Confound you! Can't you go any faster? 1274 01:19:35,865 --> 01:19:40,149 All right, sir. Gid-up! 1275 01:19:43,150 --> 01:19:47,151 Gid-up there! You hear me! Gid-up! 1276 01:19:59,150 --> 01:20:04,111 Oh doctor. How is Mrs. Day? She's a pretty sick woman. 1277 01:20:04,153 --> 01:20:07,303 Well what's wrong with her? 1278 01:20:07,304 --> 01:20:08,771 Well, do you know? Or don't you? 1279 01:20:08,772 --> 01:20:10,748 What did Mrs. Day have for breakfast this morning? 1280 01:20:10,749 --> 01:20:13,658 Not a thing! I tried to get her to eat something, but she wouldn't. 1281 01:20:13,659 --> 01:20:16,222 I can't understand it. Understand what? 1282 01:20:16,223 --> 01:20:19,769 These violent attacks of nausea. It's almost as though she were poisoned. 1283 01:20:19,770 --> 01:20:22,111 Poisoned? Let me take your cab. 1284 01:20:22,112 --> 01:20:24,222 I'll try not to be gone more than 10 to 15 minutes. 1285 01:20:24,223 --> 01:20:26,713 And Mr. Day you are not to go into her room! 1286 01:20:27,714 --> 01:20:31,555 You'd better get her well! Right away! Or you'll hear from me! 1287 01:20:31,556 --> 01:20:35,534 Turn west on 27th Street. Gid-up. Gid-up. 1288 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:46,035 How is Mother? I don't know? 1289 01:20:46,036 --> 01:20:49,805 Well she better be good and sick or Father may be mad at me for getting him up here. 1290 01:20:49,806 --> 01:20:51,906 Especially in a cab. 1291 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,896 Has your father come? Yes, just now! 1292 01:20:56,897 --> 01:21:00,048 Where are you going, Margaret? I have to go for the minister. 1293 01:21:06,674 --> 01:21:12,111 I guess the minister's coming to baptize Father so he won't have to go to hell. 1294 01:21:12,112 --> 01:21:15,666 He can't be baptized in a house. You've got to have water. 1295 01:21:15,667 --> 01:21:18,888 We have lots of water! Not the right kind. 1296 01:21:23,889 --> 01:21:27,666 Is Mother better, Father? How can I tell? 1297 01:21:27,667 --> 01:21:30,000 She wouldn't let me in the room with her. 1298 01:21:30,001 --> 01:21:33,551 These confounded doctors never know what's the matter with anybody! 1299 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:43,321 Father? Yes? 1300 01:21:43,322 --> 01:21:46,516 Mother's going to get well, isn't she? 1301 01:21:46,517 --> 01:21:48,308 Of course she's going to get well. 1302 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:54,475 Father, may we come in? It's lonesome without Mother. 1303 01:21:54,476 --> 01:21:59,600 Yes, it is, Harlan. It's lonesome. Come in, boys. 1304 01:22:03,601 --> 01:22:09,212 What have you been doing, Harlan? Nothing, they won't let me upstairs. 1305 01:22:09,213 --> 01:22:11,446 What about you, Whitney? 1306 01:22:11,447 --> 01:22:14,149 I was supposed to learn the rest of my catechism. 1307 01:22:14,150 --> 01:22:16,802 Will you hear me, Father? 1308 01:22:18,444 --> 01:22:20,413 Yes Whitney, I'll hear you. 1309 01:22:22,414 --> 01:22:23,999 Start here. 1310 01:22:25,636 --> 01:22:28,316 "How many parts are there in a sacrament?" 1311 01:22:28,317 --> 01:22:33,555 Two: the outward visible sign and the inward spiritual grace. 1312 01:22:33,556 --> 01:22:38,888 "What is the outward visible sign or form in bap... baptism?" 1313 01:22:38,889 --> 01:22:43,005 Water, wherein the person is baptized in the name of... 1314 01:22:43,006 --> 01:22:45,956 You haven't been baptized, have you, Father? 1315 01:22:45,957 --> 01:22:48,998 Whitney, what is the outward visible sign? 1316 01:22:48,999 --> 01:22:55,415 Water, wherein the person... wherein the person... 1317 01:22:55,416 --> 01:22:58,561 You don't know it well enough, Whitney. You'd better go and study it some more. 1318 01:22:58,562 --> 01:23:00,555 Do you want me to read to you, Harlan? 1319 01:23:00,556 --> 01:23:03,491 Father, are they going to put you into hell? 1320 01:23:03,492 --> 01:23:06,226 Whitney, take Harlan with you. 1321 01:25:02,401 --> 01:25:08,046 What's the world coming to? Everybody's sending for doctors. 1322 01:25:08,047 --> 01:25:12,275 Doctors don't do you any good. Only make you feel worse. 1323 01:25:12,276 --> 01:25:18,422 All poppycock! [bell rining] 1324 01:25:18,423 --> 01:25:22,424 Who's rining that bell? Stop that noise! 1325 01:25:22,427 --> 01:25:27,428 Stop it, I say! What idiot's ringing that bell? 1326 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:32,422 Mr. Day, we must all be quiet. 1327 01:25:32,423 --> 01:25:34,645 Mrs.Day's been ill. I know she's ill. 1328 01:25:34,646 --> 01:25:36,206 Go up and see if she needs anything. 1329 01:25:36,207 --> 01:25:39,290 What are you doing out of house? Sent for the minister. 1330 01:25:39,291 --> 01:25:40,333 The minister? 1331 01:25:40,334 --> 01:25:43,162 He'll be right in. He's paying off the cab. 1332 01:25:46,674 --> 01:25:53,555 I was deeply shocked to learn the serious nature of Mrs. Day's illness. 1333 01:25:53,556 --> 01:25:55,389 Will you take me up to her? 1334 01:25:55,390 --> 01:25:57,332 She's resting now. She can't be disturbed. 1335 01:25:57,333 --> 01:25:59,423 The doctor will be back in a minute. 1336 01:26:00,424 --> 01:26:03,111 Mrs. Day has been a tower of strength in the parish. 1337 01:26:03,112 --> 01:26:05,555 Everyone liked her so much. 1338 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:08,431 Yes, she was a fine woman. 1339 01:26:08,432 --> 01:26:11,802 I wish to heaven you wouldn't talk about Mrs. Day as if she were dead! 1340 01:26:16,222 --> 01:26:18,952 Is the doctor back yet? No, does she need him? 1341 01:26:18,953 --> 01:26:20,828 Well, she's kind of restless. 1342 01:26:20,829 --> 01:26:22,911 She's talking in her sleep and twisting and turning. 1343 01:26:22,912 --> 01:26:26,812 [doorbell] 1344 01:26:35,210 --> 01:26:38,444 Well doctor, it seems to me that was a pretty long 10 minutes! 1345 01:26:38,445 --> 01:26:41,000 See here, Mr. Day. if I'm to handle this case... 1346 01:26:41,001 --> 01:26:43,120 How can you handle it if you're out of the house? 1347 01:26:43,121 --> 01:26:45,134 Who is this? It's Dr. Somers. 1348 01:26:45,135 --> 01:26:46,368 How do you do? 1349 01:26:46,369 --> 01:26:49,266 I felt that Mrs. Day's condition warranted my getting Dr. Somers here 1350 01:26:49,267 --> 01:26:53,655 as soon as possible for consultation. I hope that meets with your approval? 1351 01:26:54,163 --> 01:26:59,000 Why yes, of course. Anything that can be done. 1352 01:26:59,001 --> 01:27:02,409 Upstairs, doctor. Pardon me. 1353 01:27:07,295 --> 01:27:10,111 Mrs. Day is in good hands now, Mr. Day. 1354 01:27:10,112 --> 01:27:12,773 There's nothing you and I can do at the moment to help. 1355 01:27:15,999 --> 01:27:19,000 Dr. Lloyd? Yes? 1356 01:27:19,001 --> 01:27:21,489 There's something that's troubling Mrs. Day's mind. 1357 01:27:21,490 --> 01:27:25,000 Oh? I think you know what I refer to. 1358 01:27:25,001 --> 01:27:28,888 Yes. You mean the fact that you've never been baptized. 1359 01:27:28,889 --> 01:27:33,111 Yes, I gathered that you knew about it from your sermon last Sunday. 1360 01:27:33,123 --> 01:27:35,602 But let's not get angry. 1361 01:27:35,603 --> 01:27:38,719 I think something had better be done about it. 1362 01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:43,365 Yes, Mr. Day? When the doctors get through up there, 1363 01:27:43,366 --> 01:27:45,998 I want you to talk to Mrs. Day. I want you to tell her something. 1364 01:27:45,999 --> 01:27:48,540 Well, I'd be glad to! You're just the man to do it. 1365 01:27:48,541 --> 01:27:50,623 She shouldn't be upset about this. 1366 01:27:50,624 --> 01:27:52,916 Now I want you to tell her that my being baptized 1367 01:27:52,917 --> 01:27:55,859 would just be a lot of confounded nonsense. 1368 01:27:56,222 --> 01:27:57,527 But Mr. Day... 1369 01:27:57,528 --> 01:28:00,345 Oh, she'll take your word on a thing like that. 1370 01:28:00,346 --> 01:28:02,984 And we both must do everything we can to help her now. 1371 01:28:02,985 --> 01:28:05,450 But the solution is so simple. 1372 01:28:05,451 --> 01:28:08,228 It would take only your consent to be baptized. 1373 01:28:09,229 --> 01:28:11,318 That's out of the question! 1374 01:28:11,319 --> 01:28:15,888 And I'm surprised that a grown man like you would suggest such a thing! 1375 01:28:24,347 --> 01:28:27,980 Well doctor, how is she? What have you decided? 1376 01:28:27,999 --> 01:28:30,937 Is there a room we could use for our consultation? 1377 01:28:30,938 --> 01:28:34,722 Oh yes, my library. Doctor... 1378 01:28:34,723 --> 01:28:37,000 Dr. Somers, this isn't serious is it? 1379 01:28:37,001 --> 01:28:39,965 After we've had our consultation, we'll talk to you, Mr. Day. 1380 01:28:39,966 --> 01:28:42,118 But surely... Rest assured, 1381 01:28:42,119 --> 01:28:45,307 Dr. Somers will do everything that is humanly possible. 1382 01:28:45,390 --> 01:28:48,023 We'll try not to be long. 1383 01:29:04,634 --> 01:29:11,598 Tell me, this Dr. -uh- Somers, he's very highly thought of, isn't he? 1384 01:29:11,599 --> 01:29:13,000 Oh yes. 1385 01:29:13,001 --> 01:29:17,362 But if Vinnie is seriously... If anyone could help her, he could. 1386 01:29:17,363 --> 01:29:20,555 Don't you think? Very fine physician. 1387 01:29:21,999 --> 01:29:25,998 But there is a greater help, ever-present in the hour of need. 1388 01:29:25,999 --> 01:29:29,988 Let us turn to him, in prayer. 1389 01:29:30,989 --> 01:29:34,398 Let us kneel and pray. 1390 01:29:39,399 --> 01:29:41,774 Let us kneel and pray. 1391 01:29:50,359 --> 01:29:53,211 Oh Lord, look down from heaven. 1392 01:29:53,212 --> 01:29:57,555 Behold, visit, and relieve this thy servant 1393 01:29:57,556 --> 01:30:00,052 who is grieved with sickness. 1394 01:30:00,053 --> 01:30:02,444 Have mercy on her, oh Lord. 1395 01:30:02,445 --> 01:30:05,385 Have mercy on this miserable sinner. 1396 01:30:05,386 --> 01:30:08,000 Forgive her, and extend thy accustomed... 1397 01:30:08,001 --> 01:30:10,261 She's not a miserable sinner, and you know it! 1398 01:30:10,262 --> 01:30:13,666 Oh God! You know Vinnie is not a miserable sinner! 1399 01:30:13,667 --> 01:30:14,844 She's a fine woman! 1400 01:30:14,845 --> 01:30:16,844 She shouldn't be made to suffer! 1401 01:30:16,845 --> 01:30:18,997 It's got to stop, I tell you! It's got to stop! 1402 01:30:18,998 --> 01:30:22,123 Have mercy, I say! Have mercy, I tell you! 1403 01:30:22,124 --> 01:30:24,555 What's the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 1404 01:30:24,556 --> 01:30:27,507 Vinnie! Vinnie, what are you doing down here? 1405 01:30:27,508 --> 01:30:30,109 You shouldn't be out of bed! You get right back upstairs! 1406 01:30:30,110 --> 01:30:32,991 I heard you call. Do you need me? 1407 01:30:32,992 --> 01:30:35,977 Vinnie, I know now how much I need you. 1408 01:30:35,978 --> 01:30:39,666 Get well, Vinnie. I'll be baptized. I promise. I'll be baptized. 1409 01:30:39,667 --> 01:30:41,998 You will? I'll do anything. 1410 01:30:41,999 --> 01:30:45,444 Oh Clare! We'll go to Europe, just we two. 1411 01:30:45,445 --> 01:30:50,402 You won't have to worry about the children or the household accounts or... Vinnie! 1412 01:30:53,625 --> 01:30:57,159 Don't worry, Mr. Day. She'll be all right now. 1413 01:30:57,160 --> 01:30:59,555 Bless you for what you've done! What did I do? 1414 01:30:59,556 --> 01:31:01,666 You promised to be baptized. 1415 01:31:01,667 --> 01:31:04,827 I did?! Oh God! 1416 01:31:42,828 --> 01:31:46,000 Isn't it drafty here, Mother? Shall I get your coat, Mother? 1417 01:31:46,001 --> 01:31:49,222 No thank you. I'm quite comfortable, thank you. 1418 01:31:49,223 --> 01:31:52,111 Come on now. Let's stay together. Harlan, don't you get lost again. 1419 01:31:52,112 --> 01:31:55,231 Aren't the hats lovely this year? 1420 01:31:55,232 --> 01:31:57,766 Ostrich feathers! 1421 01:31:57,767 --> 01:32:00,000 You wouldn't wear that hat, would you, Mother? 1422 01:32:00,001 --> 01:32:04,773 Well, I think that's very pretty. I think they're all pretty. 1423 01:32:04,774 --> 01:32:07,961 Well, I do need some pink silk thread. 1424 01:32:10,962 --> 01:32:15,461 Oh, isn't this applique beautiful? Just arrived from Paris, madam. 1425 01:32:15,462 --> 01:32:18,169 It's charming. What are you looking for, Mother? 1426 01:32:18,170 --> 01:32:20,220 Oh, I'm just shopping. 1427 01:32:22,288 --> 01:32:25,788 I think I just take a plain one. But this is the very latest. 1428 01:32:25,789 --> 01:32:28,274 We've only had them in a few days. 1429 01:32:28,275 --> 01:32:29,825 Remember, Mother, this is your first day out. 1430 01:32:29,826 --> 01:32:31,000 You mustn't get too tired. 1431 01:32:31,001 --> 01:32:33,555 No, I'm saving myself, dear. I have to. 1432 01:32:33,556 --> 01:32:35,275 Cousin Cora's coming tomorrow. 1433 01:32:35,276 --> 01:32:37,275 She is? Does Father know about it? 1434 01:32:37,276 --> 01:32:39,011 Not yet. Is Mary coming too? 1435 01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:41,032 Yes, dear. Harlan, don't touch things. 1436 01:32:41,033 --> 01:32:44,824 I'll bet you knew it. No, honest I didn't, not tomorrow. 1437 01:32:44,825 --> 01:32:48,455 Aren't the sleeves a little long? It fits right 1438 01:32:48,456 --> 01:32:50,755 across the shoulders. Now, about the sleeves... 1439 01:32:50,756 --> 01:32:54,206 Do we have any more of this material? Yes, we do. Thank you. 1440 01:32:57,000 --> 01:33:00,706 This one is genuine imitation Dresden, 1441 01:33:00,999 --> 01:33:03,998 the original design by Duriet. 1442 01:33:03,999 --> 01:33:06,222 John, isn't this the darlingest thing? 1443 01:33:06,223 --> 01:33:08,005 It's exactly what I've always wanted. 1444 01:33:08,006 --> 01:33:09,666 How much is this lovely pug dog? 1445 01:33:09,667 --> 01:33:13,222 $15, ma'am. $15! Gee whiz, Mother. 1446 01:33:13,223 --> 01:33:16,000 We could buy a real live bloodhound for $5. 1447 01:33:16,001 --> 01:33:18,888 Oh, isn't he perfectly adorable? 1448 01:33:19,555 --> 01:33:23,000 Oh, I shouldn't. I know I shouldn't. 1449 01:33:23,001 --> 01:33:28,000 Mrs. Day! Oh, Mrs. Whitehead. 1450 01:33:28,001 --> 01:33:29,874 How nice to see you. Are you quite recovered? 1451 01:33:29,875 --> 01:33:31,998 Almost. This is my first day out. 1452 01:33:31,999 --> 01:33:34,111 We've missed you at the church. You remember Mr. Morley. 1453 01:33:34,112 --> 01:33:35,555 How do you do, Mrs. Day? How do you do? 1454 01:33:35,556 --> 01:33:38,111 Mr. Morley preached the Sunday Dr. Lloyd was ill. 1455 01:33:38,112 --> 01:33:42,848 Oh yes! I can't tell you how much I enjoyed your sermon. 1456 01:33:42,849 --> 01:33:44,555 Even my husband enjoyed your sermon. 1457 01:33:44,556 --> 01:33:47,028 We've just come from the board meeting of the foreign missions. 1458 01:33:47,029 --> 01:33:48,555 I'm taking Mr. Morley home to lunch. 1459 01:33:48,556 --> 01:33:51,980 I had to drop in here to pick up a purchase. I won't be a minute. 1460 01:33:52,792 --> 01:33:54,555 Is your parish in the city? 1461 01:33:54,556 --> 01:33:57,208 Yes, it's on the outskirts. My church is in Audubon Park. 1462 01:33:57,209 --> 01:33:58,888 Oh, way up there. 1463 01:33:58,889 --> 01:34:00,998 Oh, are you acquainted in Audubon Park? 1464 01:34:00,999 --> 01:34:03,523 No, I don't believe we know a soul there. 1465 01:34:07,522 --> 01:34:11,666 Mr. Morley, would this be possible? 1466 01:34:11,667 --> 01:34:13,777 My husband, Mr. Day... 1467 01:34:13,778 --> 01:34:16,918 If we lower the collar, it'll be a very fine fit. 1468 01:34:16,919 --> 01:34:19,222 You won't find a better suit of clothes in the city for $15. 1469 01:34:19,223 --> 01:34:21,888 Oh, it's not the price. It's the money. 1470 01:34:22,999 --> 01:34:25,349 Thank you for holding it for me. You're welcome. 1471 01:34:26,739 --> 01:34:29,425 Goodbye, Mrs. Day. I hope we meet again soon. 1472 01:34:29,426 --> 01:34:32,000 Goodbye. It was very pleasant meeting you again. 1473 01:34:32,001 --> 01:34:33,555 I think it was divine providence. 1474 01:34:33,556 --> 01:34:36,000 I shall be delighted to be of service. 1475 01:34:36,001 --> 01:34:37,572 Goodbye, Mr. Morley. Goodbye. 1476 01:34:38,573 --> 01:34:39,673 May I work it? 1477 01:34:39,674 --> 01:34:44,371 Oh no. It's against the rules. Whee... 1478 01:34:59,372 --> 01:35:01,607 Hello. 1479 01:35:02,608 --> 01:35:05,607 What did you bring home more medicine for? 1480 01:35:05,608 --> 01:35:07,111 Dr. Bartlett paid us off, didn't he? 1481 01:35:07,112 --> 01:35:10,094 Oh yes. Oh jiminy, you scared me. 1482 01:35:10,095 --> 01:35:12,666 I've got to take $15 right down to McCreery's. 1483 01:35:12,667 --> 01:35:14,000 I bought a suit there this morning and 1484 01:35:14,001 --> 01:35:16,407 I said I'd have the money this afternoon. 1485 01:35:16,408 --> 01:35:18,111 Gee, that's too bad. What's too bad? 1486 01:35:18,112 --> 01:35:20,444 Well... Well, you see, Clarence... 1487 01:35:20,445 --> 01:35:23,444 What? Dr. Bartlett paid us off in medicine. 1488 01:35:23,445 --> 01:35:24,888 Oh god! 1489 01:35:24,889 --> 01:35:27,333 Well, he thanked us too for our services to mankind. 1490 01:35:27,334 --> 01:35:29,199 But my suit! I've got to have it tomorrow! 1491 01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:30,777 And besides, they're making the alterations. 1492 01:35:30,778 --> 01:35:32,222 I've got to have $15! 1493 01:35:32,223 --> 01:35:34,859 Maybe you could offer them 15 bottles of medicine. 1494 01:35:34,860 --> 01:35:37,870 Oh, they wouldn't take it. McCreery's don't sell medicine! 1495 01:35:38,555 --> 01:35:40,423 Father! 1496 01:35:41,424 --> 01:35:43,888 Vinnie! I'm home! 1497 01:35:43,889 --> 01:35:47,444 Good afternoon, sir. How's your mother, Clarence? 1498 01:35:47,445 --> 01:35:49,222 Oh, the ride this morning did her a lot of good. 1499 01:35:49,223 --> 01:35:51,222 She'll be well enough to go to church with us next Sunday. 1500 01:35:51,223 --> 01:35:52,059 Ah, fine! 1501 01:35:52,060 --> 01:35:56,583 Father, have you noticed I haven't been kneeling down in church lately? 1502 01:35:56,584 --> 01:35:57,517 Don't let your mother catch you at it. 1503 01:35:57,518 --> 01:35:59,916 Then, I have to have a new suit of clothes right away. 1504 01:35:59,917 --> 01:36:01,000 That doesn't make sense. 1505 01:36:01,001 --> 01:36:03,222 I can't do anything in your clothes that you wouldn't do! 1506 01:36:03,223 --> 01:36:05,665 Well, if my old clothes make you behave yourself, 1507 01:36:05,666 --> 01:36:06,998 I don't think you ought to wear anything else! 1508 01:36:06,999 --> 01:36:09,542 Oh no! You're you, and I'm me! I'm want to be myself! 1509 01:36:09,543 --> 01:36:12,553 I mean, suppose I should want to kneel down in front of a girl. 1510 01:36:12,554 --> 01:36:14,646 Why in heaven's name should you want to do a thing like that? 1511 01:36:14,647 --> 01:36:16,930 Well, I've got to propose to a girl sometime. 1512 01:36:16,931 --> 01:36:18,437 Clarence! Oh, not right away. 1513 01:36:18,438 --> 01:36:20,608 But for $15, I can get a good suit of clothes. 1514 01:36:20,609 --> 01:36:23,555 Clarence, you're beginning to talk as crazy as your mo... 1515 01:36:23,556 --> 01:36:26,514 ...Hello, Vinnie. You're feeling better today, huh? 1516 01:36:27,800 --> 01:36:29,600 Much better. Thank you, Clare. 1517 01:36:29,601 --> 01:36:32,522 You don't have to hurry home from the office every day like this. 1518 01:36:32,523 --> 01:36:34,000 Uh, with business the way it is, 1519 01:36:34,001 --> 01:36:35,999 there's no use going to the office at all. 1520 01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:38,536 Yes, you do look better, Vinnie. What did you do today? 1521 01:36:38,537 --> 01:36:41,555 Well, I got a carriage and took the boys for a ride. 1522 01:36:41,556 --> 01:36:43,298 And we stopped in at McCreery's. 1523 01:36:44,300 --> 01:36:48,112 And, oh Clare, I have the most wonderful news for you. 1524 01:36:48,113 --> 01:36:52,279 Who do you think I met? Mr. Morley. 1525 01:36:52,280 --> 01:36:53,980 Morley? Never heard of him? 1526 01:36:53,981 --> 01:36:57,904 Remember, that nice young minister who substituted for Dr. Lloyd one Sunday. 1527 01:36:57,905 --> 01:37:01,238 Oh yes. Bright young fellow. 1528 01:37:01,239 --> 01:37:03,998 Preached a good sensible sermon, short one too. 1529 01:37:03,999 --> 01:37:05,794 Ought to be more ministers like him. 1530 01:37:05,795 --> 01:37:08,345 Well Clare, his parish is in Audubon Park. 1531 01:37:08,346 --> 01:37:10,038 You know, way up above Harlem. 1532 01:37:10,039 --> 01:37:13,629 Nobody knows you up there. You'll be perfectly safe. 1533 01:37:13,630 --> 01:37:16,798 Safe? Vinnie, what the devil are you talking about? 1534 01:37:16,799 --> 01:37:18,850 I've gone all over everything with Mr. Morley. 1535 01:37:18,851 --> 01:37:20,666 And he's agreed to baptize you. 1536 01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:22,998 Oh, he has! 1537 01:37:22,999 --> 01:37:25,935 Hehe, the young whippersnapper! Very nice of him. 1538 01:37:25,936 --> 01:37:27,701 We can go up there any morning. 1539 01:37:27,702 --> 01:37:29,666 We don't even have to make an appointment. 1540 01:37:29,667 --> 01:37:32,072 Who said I was going to be baptized at all? 1541 01:37:32,073 --> 01:37:36,358 Why Clare! You did! Now Vinnie... 1542 01:37:36,359 --> 01:37:39,754 You gave me your promise, your sacred promise! 1543 01:37:39,755 --> 01:37:42,444 You said: I'll be baptized. I promise I'll be baptized. 1544 01:37:42,445 --> 01:37:44,000 Well, what if I did? 1545 01:37:44,001 --> 01:37:47,677 Clare! Aren't you a man of your word? 1546 01:37:48,678 --> 01:37:51,812 Vinnie, we all thought you were dying! 1547 01:37:51,813 --> 01:37:54,573 So naturally, I said that to cheer you up! 1548 01:37:54,574 --> 01:37:57,109 As a matter of fact, the doctor told me that's what cured you! 1549 01:37:57,110 --> 01:38:00,888 So it seems to me pretty ungrateful of you to press this matter any further. 1550 01:38:00,889 --> 01:38:03,789 My being well has nothing to do with it. 1551 01:38:03,790 --> 01:38:07,190 You gave me your word! You gave the Lord your word! 1552 01:38:07,191 --> 01:38:09,555 And you're going to march yourself up to Mr. Morley's church 1553 01:38:09,556 --> 01:38:12,036 some morning before you go to the office and be christened! 1554 01:38:12,037 --> 01:38:14,991 If you think for one minute I'm... What in the name of heaven is that? 1555 01:38:14,992 --> 01:38:16,998 If you think I'm going to let you add the sin 1556 01:38:16,999 --> 01:38:18,777 of breaking your solemn and sacred promise... 1557 01:38:18,778 --> 01:38:21,777 I demand to know what that repulsive object is? 1558 01:38:21,778 --> 01:38:24,666 It's perfectly plain what it is. It's a pug dog. 1559 01:38:24,667 --> 01:38:27,888 What is it going in this house? I wanted it and I bought it. 1560 01:38:27,889 --> 01:38:32,645 You spent good money for that? Clare don't try to change the subject. 1561 01:38:32,666 --> 01:38:35,097 How much did you pay for that atrocity? 1562 01:38:35,098 --> 01:38:37,888 I didn't pay anything for it. I charged it. 1563 01:38:37,889 --> 01:38:39,666 Charged it! I might have known! 1564 01:38:39,667 --> 01:38:41,402 How much was it? $15. 1565 01:38:41,403 --> 01:38:44,777 $15? For that eyesore? 1566 01:38:44,778 --> 01:38:47,998 Don't you call this lovely work of art an eyesore! 1567 01:38:47,999 --> 01:38:50,312 It will look beautiful sitting on a red cushion 1568 01:38:50,313 --> 01:38:52,466 by the fireplace in the living room. 1569 01:38:52,467 --> 01:38:54,236 If that sits in the living room, I won't! 1570 01:38:54,237 --> 01:38:57,216 Furthermore, I don't even want it in the same house with me! 1571 01:38:57,217 --> 01:38:58,666 Get it out of here! 1572 01:38:58,667 --> 01:39:02,779 Clare, you're not going to get out of this room 1573 01:39:02,780 --> 01:39:04,897 until you set a date for your baptism! 1574 01:39:04,898 --> 01:39:06,146 I'll tell you one thing. 1575 01:39:06,147 --> 01:39:10,997 I'll never be baptized as long as that hideous monstrosity is in this house! 1576 01:39:12,932 --> 01:39:16,555 All right! All right! 1577 01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:18,832 Clarence... 1578 01:39:21,833 --> 01:39:24,222 That pug dog goes back this afternoon 1579 01:39:24,223 --> 01:39:25,998 and he's chrisrened first in the morning! 1580 01:39:25,999 --> 01:39:27,473 You heard him, didn't you, Clarence? 1581 01:39:27,474 --> 01:39:29,555 You heard him say that he'd be baptized 1582 01:39:29,556 --> 01:39:31,726 as soon as I got this pug dog out of the house. 1583 01:39:31,727 --> 01:39:33,888 You hurry right back to McCreery's with it 1584 01:39:33,889 --> 01:39:36,444 and be sure they credit us with $15. 1585 01:39:36,445 --> 01:39:38,419 Oh Mother, while we were at McCreery's, 1586 01:39:38,420 --> 01:39:40,333 I happened to see a suit I'd like very much. 1587 01:39:40,334 --> 01:39:41,553 And the suit was only $15. 1588 01:39:41,554 --> 01:39:44,222 Well Clarence, I'm afraid your suit will have to wait 1589 01:39:44,223 --> 01:39:46,000 until after I get your father christened. 1590 01:39:46,001 --> 01:39:48,919 Well no, I meant that since the suit cost just the same as the pug dog, 1591 01:39:48,920 --> 01:39:50,933 If I exchanged the pug dog for the suit... 1592 01:39:51,934 --> 01:39:56,111 Why yes! Then the suit wouldn't cost your father anything! 1593 01:39:56,114 --> 01:40:00,205 Why, how bright of you, Clarence, to think of that! 1594 01:40:00,206 --> 01:40:01,975 I'd better start right away before McCreery's closes. 1595 01:40:01,976 --> 01:40:03,998 Yes. Now let's see. 1596 01:40:03,999 --> 01:40:07,824 If we're going to take your father all the way to Audubon Park... 1597 01:40:07,825 --> 01:40:10,672 Clarence, on your way back, you stop at the livery stable 1598 01:40:10,673 --> 01:40:13,444 and tell them to have a cab here at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. 1599 01:40:13,445 --> 01:40:15,111 Mother! A cab! Do you think you ought to? 1600 01:40:15,112 --> 01:40:17,000 We can't walk all the way to Audubon Park! 1601 01:40:17,001 --> 01:40:18,267 But you know what a cab does to Father. 1602 01:40:18,268 --> 01:40:21,004 This is a very important occasion. All right. 1603 01:40:21,005 --> 01:40:23,998 Get one of their best cabs, the kind they use at funerals. 1604 01:40:23,999 --> 01:40:26,959 But those cost $2 an hour! And if Father gets mad... 1605 01:40:26,960 --> 01:40:29,650 Well, if your father starts to argue in the morning, you remember... 1606 01:40:29,651 --> 01:40:31,401 Oh he agreed to it. We both heard him. 1607 01:40:36,412 --> 01:40:41,076 I hope you notice, Clarence is returning the pug dog. 1608 01:40:41,077 --> 01:40:43,018 Well, that's a sign you're getting your faculties back! 1609 01:40:43,019 --> 01:40:48,952 Don't dawdle, Clarence. 1610 01:40:56,687 --> 01:41:00,277 ♪ Come to me, sweet Marie. ♪ 1611 01:41:00,278 --> 01:41:04,222 ♪ Not because your face is fair, don't you see. ♪ 1612 01:41:04,223 --> 01:41:06,498 Vinnie, it's good to hear you singing again. 1613 01:41:06,499 --> 01:41:13,029 ♪ But your smile so pure and sweet Makes my happiness complete ♪ 1614 01:41:13,030 --> 01:41:20,031 ♪ Makes me falter at your feet, Sweet Marie ♪ 1615 01:41:20,032 --> 01:41:23,222 Oh, uh - on the way uptown, I stopped in at 1616 01:41:23,223 --> 01:41:26,444 Tiffany's and bought you a little something. 1617 01:41:26,445 --> 01:41:28,112 Thought you might like it. 1618 01:41:28,113 --> 01:41:33,555 Clare! What a beautiful ring! 1619 01:41:33,556 --> 01:41:37,000 Well, I'm glad it pleases you. 1620 01:41:37,001 --> 01:41:39,869 Oh Clare! How sweet of you! 1621 01:41:39,870 --> 01:41:43,403 I don't know how to thank you! 1622 01:41:43,404 --> 01:41:45,444 Well, it's thanks enough for me 1623 01:41:45,445 --> 01:41:47,000 just to have you up and around again. 1624 01:41:47,001 --> 01:41:49,998 You know when you're ill, Vinnie, this house is like a tomb! 1625 01:41:49,999 --> 01:41:52,515 There's no excitement. 1626 01:41:52,516 --> 01:41:54,777 That's the loveliest ring you ever bought me. 1627 01:41:54,778 --> 01:41:59,022 Now that I have this, you needn't buy me any more rings. 1628 01:41:59,023 --> 01:42:01,203 Well, if you don't want any more. 1629 01:42:01,204 --> 01:42:03,794 What I'd really like now is a nice diamond necklace. 1630 01:42:05,803 --> 01:42:09,863 Vinnie, do you know how much a diamond necklace costs? 1631 01:42:09,864 --> 01:42:10,666 Yes, I know, Clare. 1632 01:42:10,667 --> 01:42:12,222 But don't you see, your getting me this 1633 01:42:12,223 --> 01:42:14,113 shows I mean a little something to you. 1634 01:42:14,114 --> 01:42:16,301 Now a diamond necklace... Good heaven! 1635 01:42:16,302 --> 01:42:18,777 If you don't know by this time how I feel about you... 1636 01:42:19,000 --> 01:42:21,111 Well we've been married for 20 years! 1637 01:42:21,112 --> 01:42:23,357 And I've loved you every minute of it! 1638 01:42:24,358 --> 01:42:26,025 What did you say, Clare? 1639 01:42:26,026 --> 01:42:28,444 I said we've been married for 20 years 1640 01:42:28,445 --> 01:42:30,767 and I've loved you every minute of it. 1641 01:42:30,768 --> 01:42:33,238 But if I have to buy out jewelry stores to prove it... 1642 01:42:33,239 --> 01:42:35,555 If I haven't shown it to you in my words and actions... 1643 01:42:35,556 --> 01:42:37,566 Well, I might as well... 1644 01:42:38,567 --> 01:42:41,531 Well, what have I done now? 1645 01:42:41,532 --> 01:42:44,531 It's all right, Clare. 1646 01:42:44,532 --> 01:42:48,666 I'm just so happy. Happy? 1647 01:42:50,150 --> 01:42:52,553 You said you loved me. 1648 01:42:52,554 --> 01:42:56,636 And this beautiful ring, that's something else I didn't expect. 1649 01:42:56,637 --> 01:43:00,666 Oh Clare. I love surprises. 1650 01:43:00,667 --> 01:43:06,000 That's another thing I've never understood about you, Vinnie. 1651 01:43:06,001 --> 01:43:08,000 Now I like to know what to expect, 1652 01:43:08,001 --> 01:43:10,316 Then I'm prepared to meet it. Yes, I know, Clare. 1653 01:43:10,317 --> 01:43:13,555 But life would be pretty dull if we always knew what was coming. 1654 01:43:13,556 --> 01:43:15,888 Well, it's certainly not dull around here! 1655 01:43:15,889 --> 01:43:17,998 In this house, you never know 1656 01:43:17,999 --> 01:43:20,318 what's going to hit you tomorrow! Hehehe. 1657 01:43:26,319 --> 01:43:30,319 ♪ Every daisy in the dell ♪ 1658 01:43:30,320 --> 01:43:35,318 ♪ Knows my secret, Knows it well. ♪ 1659 01:43:35,319 --> 01:43:43,888 ♪ And yet I dare not tell thee, Sweet Marie. ♪ 1660 01:43:43,889 --> 01:43:48,318 ♪ Sweet Marie. Sweet Marie. ♪ 1661 01:43:48,319 --> 01:43:52,222 ♪ Come to me. Come to me. ♪ 1662 01:43:52,223 --> 01:43:56,000 ♪ Not because your face is fair ♪ 1663 01:43:56,001 --> 01:43:59,318 ♪ Love to see. Love to see. ♪ 1664 01:43:59,319 --> 01:44:02,777 ♪ Every daisy in the dell ♪ 1665 01:44:02,778 --> 01:44:09,316 ♪ Knows my secret Knows it well. ♪ 1666 01:44:09,317 --> 01:44:19,245 ♪ And yet I dare not tell thee, Sweet Marie. ♪ 1667 01:44:27,245 --> 01:44:32,911 Well then, Harlan, the very... 1668 01:44:32,912 --> 01:44:34,148 Who are you? What's your name? 1669 01:44:34,149 --> 01:44:37,000 Margaret, sir. Can't be Margaret. 1670 01:44:37,001 --> 01:44:38,703 We've got one Margaret in the house. 1671 01:44:38,704 --> 01:44:41,444 At home, they call me Maggie, sir. 1672 01:44:41,445 --> 01:44:43,058 All right, Maggie. 1673 01:44:43,059 --> 01:44:46,058 If her name's Margaret, that's a good sign. 1674 01:44:46,059 --> 01:44:49,176 Maybe she'll stay a while. Hehehe... 1675 01:44:49,177 --> 01:44:50,555 Do you know, boys, your mother used 1676 01:44:50,556 --> 01:44:53,516 to be just the same about cooks as she is about maids. 1677 01:44:53,517 --> 01:44:55,670 Never could keep them for some reason. 1678 01:44:55,671 --> 01:45:00,426 Well, one day about...uh 14 years ago... 1679 01:45:00,427 --> 01:45:02,718 Yes, it was right after you were born, John. 1680 01:45:02,719 --> 01:45:06,406 My, you were a homely baby! Hehehe... 1681 01:45:12,407 --> 01:45:14,408 Thank you, Margaret. 1682 01:45:15,407 --> 01:45:19,067 Good morning, boys. Good morning, Mother. 1683 01:45:19,068 --> 01:45:21,067 Good morning, Clare. Morning, Vinnie. 1684 01:45:21,068 --> 01:45:23,778 Why, you look as though you were dressed for a wedding. 1685 01:45:23,915 --> 01:45:25,768 Do I, dear? Yes. 1686 01:45:25,769 --> 01:45:27,859 Have a good night? Yes, thank you, Clare. 1687 01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:32,893 Sit down, Vinnie. Sit down, boys. 1688 01:45:34,111 --> 01:45:35,895 Oh, thank you, Clarence. 1689 01:45:36,222 --> 01:45:39,706 Well, seems to me everyone's all dressed up this morning. 1690 01:45:39,707 --> 01:45:42,519 What's on the program for this fine day? 1691 01:45:43,000 --> 01:45:46,000 Well, this afternoon, May Lewis' mother 1692 01:45:46,001 --> 01:45:48,555 is giving a party for everyone in May's dancing class. 1693 01:45:48,556 --> 01:45:51,436 Harlan's going to that. I don't want to go, Mama. 1694 01:45:51,437 --> 01:45:55,222 Harlan! Don't you want to go to a party and get ice cream and cake? 1695 01:45:55,223 --> 01:46:00,204 May Lewis always tries to kiss me! hehehe... 1696 01:46:00,205 --> 01:46:01,222 When you get a little older, 1697 01:46:01,223 --> 01:46:03,513 you won't object to girls wanting to kiss you... 1698 01:46:03,666 --> 01:46:08,548 Will he, Clarence? hehehe 1699 01:46:10,111 --> 01:46:12,782 This is for you, Mr. Day. Where shall I put it? 1700 01:46:12,783 --> 01:46:15,000 Oh, that's for me, I think. Take it upstairs, Maggie. 1701 01:46:15,001 --> 01:46:17,411 Wait a minute, Maggie. Bring it here. Let me see it. 1702 01:46:17,423 --> 01:46:19,666 See! It's for me, Father: Clarence Day Jr. 1703 01:46:19,667 --> 01:46:22,111 Let me look. Well, that's from McCreery's. 1704 01:46:22,112 --> 01:46:24,000 It's marked: Charge! What is it? 1705 01:46:24,001 --> 01:46:26,333 Clare, it's all right. It's nothing for you to worry about. 1706 01:46:26,334 --> 01:46:28,771 Well, at least I think I should know what's being charged to me. 1707 01:46:28,772 --> 01:46:30,889 What is it? Clare, stop your fussing. 1708 01:46:30,890 --> 01:46:32,666 It's a new suit of clothes for Clarence 1709 01:46:32,667 --> 01:46:35,188 and it isn't costing you a penny. 1710 01:46:36,189 --> 01:46:40,222 It's marked: Charge $15. It's costing me $15! 1711 01:46:40,223 --> 01:46:43,111 And I told Clarence... Clare, can't you take my word? 1712 01:46:43,112 --> 01:46:45,154 It isn't costing you a penny! 1713 01:46:45,155 --> 01:46:47,931 I'd like to have you explain why it isn't! 1714 01:46:47,932 --> 01:46:52,556 Because Clarence took the pug dog back and got the suit instead! 1715 01:46:52,557 --> 01:46:55,027 Of course, and they'll charge me $15 for the suit. 1716 01:46:55,028 --> 01:46:56,279 Nonsense, Clare. 1717 01:46:56,280 --> 01:46:58,431 We gave them the pug dog for the suit. Don't you see? 1718 01:46:58,432 --> 01:47:00,998 Then they'll charge me $15 for the pug dog. 1719 01:47:00,999 --> 01:47:04,119 But Clare, they can't! We haven't got the pug dog! 1720 01:47:04,120 --> 01:47:12,000 We sent that back! Well... Hmm... But... 1721 01:47:13,001 --> 01:47:20,087 Well now, wait a minute, Vinnie. The suit... 1722 01:47:20,088 --> 01:47:23,211 Well, there's something wrong with your reasoning! 1723 01:47:23,212 --> 01:47:25,998 Well, Clare! I'm surprised at you! 1724 01:47:25,999 --> 01:47:28,222 And you're supposed to be so good at figures! 1725 01:47:28,223 --> 01:47:30,296 Why, it's perfectly clear to me! 1726 01:47:30,297 --> 01:47:32,766 Vinnie, they're going to charge me for one thing or the other! 1727 01:47:32,767 --> 01:47:34,734 Don't you let them! 1728 01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:40,222 Haa... 1729 01:47:40,223 --> 01:47:42,222 Well, McCreery's aren't giving away suits, 1730 01:47:42,223 --> 01:47:44,198 and they aren't giving away pug dogs. 1731 01:47:44,199 --> 01:47:46,212 Why, it should be clear to a child, 1732 01:47:46,213 --> 01:47:52,407 that if Clarence sent the pug dog back, they... Well... 1733 01:47:54,408 --> 01:47:56,998 I will not have that botanical freak in this room! 1734 01:47:57,222 --> 01:48:00,504 John! Have you been going around this town selling medicine? 1735 01:48:00,505 --> 01:48:02,777 Yes, Mother. Dog medicine? 1736 01:48:02,778 --> 01:48:04,998 No, Mother. Not dog medicine. 1737 01:48:04,999 --> 01:48:08,777 This letter from Mrs. Sprague says you sold her a bottle of this medicine 1738 01:48:08,778 --> 01:48:13,000 and that her little boy gave some of it to their dog and it killed him. 1739 01:48:13,333 --> 01:48:15,616 Now she wants $10 from us for a new dog 1740 01:48:15,888 --> 01:48:18,083 Here, let me see that letter. 1741 01:48:18,084 --> 01:48:20,956 Well, he shouldn't have given it to a dog. It's for humans. 1742 01:48:20,957 --> 01:48:24,327 Why, it's Bartlett's Beneficent Balm, made from a secret formula. 1743 01:48:24,328 --> 01:48:26,568 Have you been going around among our friends 1744 01:48:26,569 --> 01:48:28,568 and neighbors selling  some patent nostrum? 1745 01:48:28,569 --> 01:48:31,477 But it's good medicine, Father. I can prove that by Mother. 1746 01:48:31,478 --> 01:48:34,428 Vinnie, what do you know about this? Well, nothing, Clare. 1747 01:48:34,429 --> 01:48:37,444 But I'm sure John... No, I mean that day Mother was... 1748 01:48:37,445 --> 01:48:39,555 That's enough! You're going to every house 1749 01:48:39,556 --> 01:48:42,000 where you sold a bottle of that concoction and buy it all back! 1750 01:48:42,001 --> 01:48:45,819 But it's a dollar a bottle! I don't care how much it is. 1751 01:48:45,820 --> 01:48:48,561 Here. I'll give you the money now. 1752 01:48:48,562 --> 01:48:49,555 How many bottles did you sell? 1753 01:48:49,556 --> 01:48:53,180 128... 128?! 1754 01:48:53,181 --> 01:48:56,444 Clare, I always told you John would make a good businessman! 1755 01:48:57,555 --> 01:49:00,819 Young man, you'll have to come down to my office with me. 1756 01:49:00,820 --> 01:49:03,639 I'll give you the money to buy back that medicine. 1757 01:49:03,640 --> 01:49:07,555 $128, and $10 more for Mrs. Sprague's dog. 1758 01:49:07,556 --> 01:49:10,136 That's $138. Thank you, Vinnie. 1759 01:49:10,137 --> 01:49:12,078 But it's all coming out of your allowance! 1760 01:49:12,079 --> 01:49:15,929 That means that you'll not get another penny until the whole $138 is paid up! 1761 01:49:18,787 --> 01:49:21,771 I'll be 21 years old! 1762 01:49:24,772 --> 01:49:26,333 Oh God! 1763 01:49:26,334 --> 01:49:28,754 What the matter, Clare? What's wrong? 1764 01:49:36,777 --> 01:49:40,266 Those gypsies are back! Don't anyone answer the door! 1765 01:49:40,267 --> 01:49:42,998 They're moving in on us again, bag and baggage! 1766 01:49:42,999 --> 01:49:45,610 I won't have it, I tell you! I won't have it! 1767 01:49:45,611 --> 01:49:47,669 Now Clare... 1768 01:49:47,670 --> 01:49:49,000 Don't let them in! 1769 01:49:49,001 --> 01:49:50,671 Clare, hush up. They'll hear you. 1770 01:49:50,672 --> 01:49:53,222 Tell them to get back in that cab and drive right on to Ohio! 1771 01:49:53,223 --> 01:49:55,666 As if we could turn our own relatives away! 1772 01:49:55,667 --> 01:49:59,111 They're extravagant enough to take cabs when horse cars run right by our door. 1773 01:49:59,112 --> 01:50:02,777 Now, you be quiet and behave yourself! John, come help with the baggage. 1774 01:50:02,778 --> 01:50:05,000 Why do they always have to pounce on us without any warning? 1775 01:50:05,001 --> 01:50:09,707 Shhhh! Cora! Mary! 1776 01:50:09,708 --> 01:50:12,455 Well, it's so good to have you back again! 1777 01:50:12,456 --> 01:50:14,333 How are you, Vinnie? We've been so worried about you. 1778 01:50:14,334 --> 01:50:17,000 Oh, I'm fine now. Did you have fun in Springfield? 1779 01:50:17,001 --> 01:50:18,555 Oh, it was wonderful. 1780 01:50:18,556 --> 01:50:22,444 John, my! You're still growing! Thank you, Cousin Cora. 1781 01:50:22,445 --> 01:50:24,555 John, go get their baggage. There's Whitney. 1782 01:50:24,556 --> 01:50:27,888 Whitney, how are you. darling? Fine, thank you. 1783 01:50:27,889 --> 01:50:30,004 And little Harlan. 1784 01:50:30,005 --> 01:50:33,004 Have you been a good boy? No... 1785 01:50:33,666 --> 01:50:36,136 Clare, the girls are here. 1786 01:50:36,137 --> 01:50:39,138 Cousin Clare! Here we are again! 1787 01:50:39,888 --> 01:50:42,111 My my! It's so nice to be back! 1788 01:50:42,112 --> 01:50:43,777 How do you do, Mr. Day? How do you do? 1789 01:50:43,778 --> 01:50:45,666 Come in sit down and have some breakfast with us. 1790 01:50:45,667 --> 01:50:47,222 Oh, we had breakfast at the depot. 1791 01:50:47,223 --> 01:50:49,050 Well, we've practically finished ours. 1792 01:50:49,051 --> 01:50:52,666 I haven't finished my breakfast! Well then, sit down, Clare! 1793 01:50:52,667 --> 01:50:55,725 Come have a cup of coffee anyway. Mary, sit over there. 1794 01:50:55,777 --> 01:50:59,054 Cora... Maggie, clear those places. 1795 01:50:59,055 --> 01:51:01,000 My my! This seems so natural. 1796 01:51:01,001 --> 01:51:03,471 Clare, don't let your kippers get cold! 1797 01:51:03,472 --> 01:51:06,111 Maggie, serve some coffee. Yes ma'am. 1798 01:51:06,112 --> 01:51:07,760 Where's Clarence? 1799 01:51:07,761 --> 01:51:11,666 He must be upstairs moving his things so you can have his room again. 1800 01:51:11,667 --> 01:51:13,888 Oh oh Vinnie, we can't stay overnight. 1801 01:51:13,889 --> 01:51:17,666 Grandpa Evans has been failing very fast, and that's why I have to hurry back. 1802 01:51:17,667 --> 01:51:20,555 We're leaving on the 5 o'clock train this afternoon. 1803 01:51:20,556 --> 01:51:24,193 Well, Cora, it certainly is good to see again! 1804 01:51:24,194 --> 01:51:30,666 [doorbell ringing] Well, who can that be? 1805 01:51:30,667 --> 01:51:34,917 Well, this time it can't be another special delivery letter for Clarence! 1806 01:51:34,918 --> 01:51:39,768 Ah, while you were in Springfield, our postman was kept pretty busy! Hehehe... 1807 01:51:40,111 --> 01:51:44,000 It's the cab, ma'am. Cab? What cab? 1808 01:51:44,001 --> 01:51:46,465 The cab that's to take us to Audubon Park. 1809 01:51:46,466 --> 01:51:49,777 Oh, who's going to Audubon Park? We all are! 1810 01:51:49,778 --> 01:51:51,876 Cora, the most wonderful thing has happened! 1811 01:51:51,877 --> 01:51:54,959 Clare is going to be baptized this morning. 1812 01:51:58,111 --> 01:52:01,666 Vinnie, what you saying? 1813 01:52:01,667 --> 01:52:05,777 I'm saying you're going to be baptized this morning. 1814 01:52:06,778 --> 01:52:10,297 I am NOT going to be baptized this morning or any other morning! 1815 01:52:10,298 --> 01:52:14,620 You promised yesterday that as soon as I sent that pug dog that you'd be baptized. 1816 01:52:14,621 --> 01:52:17,111 I never said anything remotely like that! 1817 01:52:17,112 --> 01:52:19,029 Clarence was right there and heard you! 1818 01:52:19,030 --> 01:52:21,111 That's why I ordered the cab! 1819 01:52:21,555 --> 01:52:27,613 The cab! Vinnie, you send that right back! 1820 01:52:27,614 --> 01:52:31,530 I'll do nothing of the kind! I'm going to see that you go to heaven! 1821 01:52:31,531 --> 01:52:37,614 I can't go to heaven in a cab! Oh! 1822 01:52:38,000 --> 01:52:40,218 Well, you can start in a cab! 1823 01:52:40,219 --> 01:52:42,093 I'm not sure they'll ever let you into heaven! 1824 01:52:42,094 --> 01:52:44,385 But I know they won't unless you're baptized! 1825 01:52:44,386 --> 01:52:47,406 They can't keep me out of heaven on a technicality! 1826 01:52:48,407 --> 01:52:52,307 Clare! Stop quibbling! You may as well face it. 1827 01:52:52,308 --> 01:52:55,101 You've got to make your peace with God! 1828 01:52:55,102 --> 01:52:57,692 Until you stirred him up, I had no trouble with God! 1829 01:53:02,000 --> 01:53:04,525 Harlan. Whitney. Come get your Sunday hats. 1830 01:53:06,000 --> 01:53:07,620 Clarence! John! Yes, Mother? 1831 01:53:07,621 --> 01:53:08,821 Hurry, we're ready to go. 1832 01:53:09,222 --> 01:53:13,331 Oh, my prayer book. Harlan, come let me fix your tie. 1833 01:53:14,333 --> 01:53:16,289 Vinnie, are you mad? 1834 01:53:16,290 --> 01:53:19,666 Was it your plan that my own children should witness this indignity? 1835 01:53:19,667 --> 01:53:22,116 Why Clare! They'll be proud of you! 1836 01:53:22,555 --> 01:53:25,727 I suppose Harlan is to be my godfather! 1837 01:53:26,728 --> 01:53:29,777 Vinnie, I won't go through with this thing! That's final. 1838 01:53:29,778 --> 01:53:32,116 Well Clare dear, if you feel that way about it... 1839 01:53:32,117 --> 01:53:34,756 I do! Well, we won't take the children with us! 1840 01:53:34,757 --> 01:53:37,999 I'm not talking about the children. I'm ready, Mother. 1841 01:53:38,000 --> 01:53:39,777 Oh John! 1842 01:53:39,778 --> 01:53:41,555 Vinnie, I haven't time for anything like that this morning. 1843 01:53:41,556 --> 01:53:43,478 I've got to take John down to my office with me 1844 01:53:43,479 --> 01:53:45,000 and give him the money to buy back that dog medicine. 1845 01:53:45,001 --> 01:53:47,222 But it wasn't dog medicine, sir! 1846 01:53:47,223 --> 01:53:49,555 Young man, we're starting downtown this minute. 1847 01:53:49,556 --> 01:53:51,111 You'll do no such thing! 1848 01:53:51,112 --> 01:53:54,409 You gave me your sacred promise that day I almost died. 1849 01:53:54,410 --> 01:53:57,111 Yes, and she would have died if we hadn't given her some of that medicine. 1850 01:53:57,112 --> 01:53:58,672 That proves it's good medicine. 1851 01:54:00,000 --> 01:54:02,888 You gave your mother some of that dog medicine?! 1852 01:54:02,889 --> 01:54:05,000 John, you didn't?! 1853 01:54:05,001 --> 01:54:07,951 Yes, we did, Mother. We put some in your tea that morning. 1854 01:54:07,952 --> 01:54:09,002 Oh John! 1855 01:54:10,751 --> 01:54:14,218 Do you realize you might have killed your mother? 1856 01:54:15,244 --> 01:54:17,644 You did kill Mrs. Sprague's dog! 1857 01:54:17,645 --> 01:54:22,555 John, I'll have to give considerable thought as to how you are to be punished for this. 1858 01:54:22,556 --> 01:54:24,542 But Clare... No, Vinnie. 1859 01:54:24,543 --> 01:54:27,841 When I think of that day! What... Why, we might have lost you! 1860 01:54:27,842 --> 01:54:29,702 You're all right now, thank heaven. 1861 01:54:29,703 --> 01:54:32,000 But what I went through that afternoon... 1862 01:54:32,001 --> 01:54:35,222 The way I felt... Well, I'll never forget it! 1863 01:54:35,223 --> 01:54:39,111 You've forgotten it already. What do you mean? 1864 01:54:39,112 --> 01:54:41,564 That was the day you gave me your sacred promise. 1865 01:54:42,555 --> 01:54:44,965 Yes, but I wouldn't have given you my promise, 1866 01:54:44,966 --> 01:54:46,716 if I hadn't thought you were dying. 1867 01:54:46,717 --> 01:54:49,515 And you wouldn't have almost died if John hadn't given you that dog medicine! 1868 01:54:49,516 --> 01:54:51,999 Don't you see? Well, the whole thing is illegal! 1869 01:54:52,510 --> 01:54:56,530 Suppose I had died. It wouldn't make any difference to you. 1870 01:54:56,531 --> 01:54:59,099 You don't care whether we meet in heaven or not. 1871 01:54:59,100 --> 01:55:02,666 You don't care whether you ever see me in the children again. 1872 01:55:02,667 --> 01:55:05,732 Oh Vinnie! You're not being fair to me. 1873 01:55:05,733 --> 01:55:08,315 It's all right, Clare. 1874 01:55:08,316 --> 01:55:12,815 If you don't love us enough, there's nothing we can do about it. 1875 01:55:12,816 --> 01:55:15,000 But that has nothing to do with it! 1876 01:55:16,018 --> 01:55:19,149 I love my family as much as any man. 1877 01:55:19,150 --> 01:55:23,000 All my life, I've struggled and worked just to... 1878 01:55:24,222 --> 01:55:26,752 Oh God. There's that cab. 1879 01:55:30,751 --> 01:55:34,111 Vinnie, you're not well enough to go all the way to Audubon. 1880 01:55:34,112 --> 01:55:35,886 Oh, I'm well enough if we ride. 1881 01:55:35,887 --> 01:55:38,567 But that trip would take all morning! 1882 01:55:38,568 --> 01:55:40,567 And those cabs cost a dollar an hour! 1883 01:55:40,568 --> 01:55:43,000 This is one of their best cabs! 1884 01:55:43,001 --> 01:55:44,416 This costs $2 an hour! 1885 01:55:46,999 --> 01:55:50,150 Well then why aren't you ready?! Get your hat on! 1886 01:55:50,151 --> 01:55:55,777 Oh, tarnation! Hallelujah! Amen! 1887 01:55:57,888 --> 01:56:00,000 Young lady, if I hadn't been for you, 1888 01:56:00,001 --> 01:56:02,711 no one would have known whether I was baptized or not! 1889 01:56:18,888 --> 01:56:21,993 Oh God! 1890 01:56:25,555 --> 01:56:27,999 Good morning, Mr. Day. Going to the office? 1891 01:56:28,000 --> 01:56:32,400 NO! I'm going to be baptized, damn it!